Originally posted by Pip in a Poke
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Previously on "There was an Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman"
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Originally posted by Pip in a Poke View PostI knew someone who had the hots for Sue Pollard.
Originally posted by Martin Scroatman View PostDoes this mean Sue Pollard has slipped out of the top 10?Originally posted by pacharan View PostDesperately need a sexual partner of either sex to rescue me from a. eternity of beating my meat to pictures of Sue Pollard
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Originally posted by greenlake View PostHmmm....inneresting....
It must be quite labour intensive
Do yiu have a girlfriend?
FYI thats the badger is a very common colloquialism round these parts so not really even much of a coincididnce. Sorry to pee on your fireworks.
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Originally posted by stek View PostIsn't that Faith Brown?
Back in the day my brother discharged an unholy amount of semen over her (not literally over her, just in his crusty hankie) though to be fair, I doubt he would now.
I knew someone who had the hots for Sue Pollard.
Its all very, very wrong.
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Originally posted by Pip in a Poke View Post77How did they ever get away with it
Cant remember the name of the programme but it was a procession of end of the pier stand up comics doing Irish / mother in law jokes. And she was always on it :
You see, those C4 progs where they have gen snowflake getting offended bySpike Milligans Pakistani Daleks; well, I don't know why they dont ever sit them in front of this show.
Their heads would explode.
Anyone remeber what it was called? And no, it wasnt the Wheeltappers and Shunters Social Club.
Back in the day my brother discharged an unholy amount of semen over her (not literally over her, just in his crusty hankie) though to be fair, I doubt he would now.
He didn't fancy her, just her big tits.....
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Originally posted by Pip in a Poke View Post77How did they ever get away with it
Cant remember the name of the programme but it was a procession of end of the pier stand up comics doing Irish / mother in law jokes. And she was always on it :
You see, those C4 progs where they have gen snowflake getting offended bySpike Milligans Pakistani Daleks; well, I don't know why they dont ever sit them in front of this show.
Their heads would explode.
Anyone remeber what it was called? And no, it wasnt the Wheeltappers and Shunters Social Club.
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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman
77How did they ever get away with it
Cant remember the name of the programme but it was a procession of end of the pier stand up comics doing Irish / mother in law jokes. And she was always on it :
You see, those C4 progs where they have gen snowflake getting offended bySpike Milligans Pakistani Daleks; well, I don't know why they dont ever sit them in front of this show.
Their heads would explode.
Anyone remeber what it was called? And no, it wasnt the Wheeltappers and Shunters Social Club.Last edited by Pip in a Poke; 28 February 2017, 23:04.Tags: None
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