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Previously on "Do you want that rich white woman to adopt you?"

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    Isn't she a bit too old for him?
    She is now

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
    Foreplay? That's when you shag on a golf course isn't it?
    Yup, that's the bit before you play the back nine...

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  • LondonManc
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    Does your Mum have to get you dressed in the morning?
    No, I can get dressed badly by myself.

    You still having to peel the scabs off to keep your lovetunnel lubricated?

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
    Who said that? You're either thick or intent on putting words in the mouth of others. Generally it's a foot in your own though.

    Madonna's made a lot of money from being a sex object, from her on-stage costumes through to the Erotica book and her films, yet complains that it's a man's world that pushes this view. It's on a par with Wayne Rooney complaining that there's too much football on TV.
    Does your Mum have to get you dressed in the morning?

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  • LondonManc
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    I mean if flaunt your body you're basically asking to be groped, right?

    If men are stupid enough to pay you money then take them for all they're worth
    Who said that? You're either thick or intent on putting words in the mouth of others. Generally it's a foot in your own though.

    Madonna's made a lot of money from being a sex object, from her on-stage costumes through to the Erotica book and her films, yet complains that it's a man's world that pushes this view. It's on a par with Wayne Rooney complaining that there's too much football on TV.

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    She was defending her right to dress very little and not be grabbed by the pussy by loathsome 70 year old pervert.
    Isn't she a bit too old for him?

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
    Ah yes, the woman who protested at womens day about sexist Trump becoming President, while making millions of dollars from wearing very little and flaunting her body.
    I mean if flaunt your body you're basically asking to be groped, right?

    If men are stupid enough to pay you money then take them for all they're worth
    Last edited by d000hg; 25 January 2017, 17:49.

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  • LondonManc
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    Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
    Summat like that, yeah.
    Ah, cool. Glad I don't bother with it. I'll stick with the good old hide and seek technique.

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  • barrydidit
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    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
    Foreplay? That's when you shag on a golf course isn't it?
    Summat like that, yeah.

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  • LondonManc
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    Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
    Not unreasonable, really.

    What were all those wimmin doing on the streets in Manchester this weekend though? Most birds in Manc would think that was sophisticated foreplay from a considerate lover. Were they inviting him over?
    Foreplay? That's when you shag on a golf course isn't it?

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  • barrydidit
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    She was defending her right to dress very little and not be grabbed by the pussy by loathsome 70 year old pervert.
    Not unreasonable, really.

    What were all those wimmin doing on the streets in Manchester this weekend though? Most birds in Manc would think that was sophisticated foreplay from a considerate lover. Were they inviting him over?

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  • LondonManc
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    She was defending her right to dress very little and not be grabbed by the pussy by loathsome 70 year old pervert.
    Ah yes, that would be it. Now run along and worry some squirrels before you turn this into another Brexit thread you tedious prat.

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    She was defending her right to dress very little and not be grabbed by the pussy by loathsome 70 year old pervert.
    Don't confuse his right-wing alternative fact fantasies.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
    Ah yes, the woman who protested at womens day about sexist Trump becoming President, while making millions of dollars from wearing very little and flaunting her body.
    She was defending her right to dress very little and not be grabbed by the pussy by loathsome 70 year old pervert.

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  • LondonManc
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    Ah yes, the woman who protested at womens day about sexist Trump becoming President, while making millions of dollars from wearing very little and flaunting her body.

    Up there with Geldof and Bono squirreling hundreds of millions off shore then asking for our money the cheeky feckers.

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