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Emperor Dalek replied

10 November 2006, 12:00
Originally posted by SallyAnne

Whats a balding pate by the way?

It's one without any slices of lemon, juniper berries or bayleaves on top.
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SallyAnne replied

10 November 2006, 12:00
Originally posted by ZARDOZ

Not the beer belly, lack of fashion sense and balding pate thing then?

Whats a balding pate by the way?
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SallyAnne replied

10 November 2006, 11:59
Originally posted by ZARDOZ

Not the beer belly, lack of fashion sense and balding pate thing then?

Oh please dont show that photo of the fat geordie again!
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Mordac replied

10 November 2006, 11:58
Originally posted by MarillionFan

Then again Mordac's bisexual. Mmmm.

Only if that means I want 2 women at once...
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SallyAnne replied

10 November 2006, 11:57
Originally posted by Emperor Dalek

Judging by some of his posts, Zeitghost has been around since the middle of the 15th Century.

Well that would definately be frowned upon!
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ZARDOZ replied

10 November 2006, 11:56
Originally posted by SallyAnne

Most lasses love older blokes like - its the power, knowledge and confidence thing. ou should have wentf or it instead of just letching at her

Not the beer belly, lack of fashion sense and balding pate thing then?
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Emperor Dalek replied

10 November 2006, 11:56
Judging by some of his posts, Zeitghost has been around since the middle of the 15th Century.
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SallyAnne replied

10 November 2006, 11:53
Originally posted by zeitghost

I am not a cradle snatcher...

How old are you like? If you're younger than 45 it is most definately allowed. And anyone who called you a cradle snatcher would just be very very jealous!
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SallyAnne replied

10 November 2006, 11:48
Originally posted by zeitghost

I just admired at a distance... she was busy checking out that I was checking her out...

Depressing that I'm old enough to be her father...

Most lasses love older blokes like - its the power, knowledge and confidence thing. ou should have wentf or it instead of just letching at her
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SallyAnne replied

10 November 2006, 10:47
Originally posted by zeitghost

Certainly the sexy little filly yesterday with long blonde hair, boots and hotpants was a lot younger than me...

How much did that set you back then?
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Flubster replied

10 November 2006, 10:47
Originally posted by MarillionFan

and Im not bored Mordy. Im actually off to Centre parks this afternoon with the kiddy winkies.

CenterPukes.

HTH....
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xoggoth replied

10 November 2006, 10:45
OOOOOh Why am I being ignored in favour of that hussy, who is obviously a bloke?

PS Oh sod! forget to log out and log in again (again)
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Emperor Dalek replied

10 November 2006, 10:44
Originally posted by zeitghost

And policemen...

There's never one around when you need one...

And they always seem younger than you nowadays.
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SallyAnne replied

10 November 2006, 10:42
Originally posted by MarillionFan

I'll kick myself if you turn out to be Helios. But you have been remarkably consistent so far. His spelling is extremely poor, your's just a little poor & mordac seems convinced .

Then again Mordac's bisexual. Mmmm.

Hmmm.
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MarillionFan replied

10 November 2006, 10:40
Women are like buses.....
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