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Previously on "Being off has its perks!!"

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  • EqualOpportunities
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    Originally posted by Churchill
    EO, I'm 6ft 8" and down to 18 and a half stone. What do you weigh?
    16 and a half, Doctor...

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  • EqualOpportunities
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    Ha ha - I did guess you were joking

    I do have a nice mental image of you now though EO, cheers for that
    You're welcome - but on the grounds that you're thanking me, it's clearly not a true likeness

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by EqualOpportunities
    I may be doing myself an injustice here... I've never habitually drunk Brown Ale... I don't know exclusively drink gin... and I'm a couple of stone overweight... which on a 6'4" frame probably ain't as bad as it could be.

    Mind you, either way, I think stomach stapling would be a shade more dramatic and certainly more invasive
    EO, I'm 6ft 8" and down to 18 and a half stone. What do you weigh?

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by EqualOpportunities
    I may be doing myself an injustice here... I've never habitually drunk Brown Ale... I don't know exclusively drink gin... and I'm a couple of stone overweight... which on a 6'4" frame probably ain't as bad as it could be.

    Mind you, either way, I think stomach stapling would be a shade more dramatic and certainly more invasive

    Ha ha - I did guess you were joking

    I do have a nice mental image of you now though EO, cheers for that

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  • EqualOpportunities
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    From Brown Ale to gin - thats quite a leap

    Just how big are you, to make such a drastic change? I'd have thought stomach stapling would be less dramatic!
    I may be doing myself an injustice here... I've never habitually drunk Brown Ale... I don't know exclusively drink gin... and I'm a couple of stone overweight... which on a 6'4" frame probably ain't as bad as it could be.

    Mind you, either way, I think stomach stapling would be a shade more dramatic and certainly more invasive

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  • monkeyboy
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    Was he paying?!
    Mopst definately.

    Nice wine tooo.

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by EqualOpportunities
    I don't mind it for a change - although I'm trying to steer more towards gin these days, for calorific reasons
    From Brown Ale to gin - thats quite a leap

    Just how big are you, to make such a drastic change? I'd have thought stomach stapling would be less dramatic!

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    I never understand why people drink Newcastle Brown - do you realise only the total head-the-balls up here drink it? 2 bottles and they're fighting.
    We went to New York in December and they had it in some really cool bars in the village - bizarre

    Havn't drunk that since I was a student, even then it was only when I was flush. The usual was snakebite and black

    It does turn up in some odd places. Anywhere outside of Newcastle and it's seen as some sort of premium brew. God knows why!

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  • EqualOpportunities
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    I never understand why people drink Newcastle Brown - do you realise only the total head-the-balls up here drink it? 2 bottles and they're fighting.
    We went to New York in December and they had it in some really cool bars in the village - bizarre
    I don't mind it for a change - although I'm trying to steer more towards gin these days, for calorific reasons

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by monkeyboy
    just spent 2 and half hours at a liquid lunch with the pimp.

    Now for a sleep in the lab
    Was he paying?!

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  • monkeyboy
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    just spent 2 and half hours at a liquid lunch with the pimp.

    Now for a sleep in the lab

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by EqualOpportunities
    No, that's what you get for being on the Big Mac and Newcastle Brown Plan (or a variation thereof) for the past 10 or so years

    I never understand why people drink Newcastle Brown - do you realise only the total head-the-balls up here drink it? 2 bottles and they're fighting.
    We went to New York in December and they had it in some really cool bars in the village - bizarre

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  • EqualOpportunities
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    Well thats what you get for being one of them DBA characters
    No, that's what you get for being on the Big Mac and Newcastle Brown Plan (or a variation thereof) for the past 10 or so years

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by SandyDown
    Nope .. am not a pub person actually - I prefer wine bars
    Classy - I cannot compete

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  • DimPrawn
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    Ooo get you!

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