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Originally posted by ForumboreI think I'll wait for another hour until they are well oiled. Then they wont know what has hit them.
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Originally posted by SallyAnneThats a very good point!
Get yourself out lad! Look for a trebles bar - the ladies in there will probably be more receptive to your 3 flirting steps than in other places
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Originally posted by ForumboreIf I knew how to flirt I would not be on this site at this time of the evening.
Get yourself out lad! Look for a trebles bar - the ladies in there will probably be more receptive to your 3 flirting steps than in other places
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Originally posted by SallyAnneat last - some humour!
Come on Forumbore - give me a bit of flirting now - you know you want to
If I knew how to flirt I would not be on this site at this time of the evening.
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Originally posted by ForumboreYou are quite right but you have put them in the wrong order.
at last - some humour!
Come on Forumbore - give me a bit of flirting now - you know you want to
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Originally posted by SallyAnneSo in the Forumbore school of flirtation, the steps are: -
1) grope them
2) stare at them
3) bore them to tears.
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Originally posted by ForumboreI like to think that I can make my mind up about women by
1. Ensuring that they are indeed female
2. looking at them
3. Like anyone else communicating with them face to face.
If you think that the art of flirtation can be executed over a fu***** computer then you are indeed a sad git.
So in the Forumbore school of flirtation, the steps are: -
1) grope them
2) stare at them
3) bore them to tears.
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Originally posted by EqualOpportunitiesI guess you were bullied at school and, as a result, still find it difficult to make friends. Loser
1. Ensuring that they are indeed female
2. looking at them
3. Like anyone else communicating with them face to face.
If you think that the art of flirtation can be executed over a fu***** computer then you are indeed a sad git.
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Originally posted by PondlifeAdmin, can we have a 'throwing up in a bucket' smilie please or a 'get a room' one?
Thanks
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Originally posted by ForumboreIt's pathetic
ha ha ha ha - ah bless you
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Admin, can we have a 'throwing up in a bucket' smilie please or a 'get a room' one?
Thanks
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Originally posted by ForumboreIt's pathetic
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Originally posted by EqualOpportunitiesActually, you seem kinda nice yourself
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Originally posted by SallyAnnegood
You're my favourite by the way
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