Reply to: Agents - a cancerous polyp on the anus of humanity.....

[DodgyAgent]

Yes, his clitoris is too big.

[MrMarkyMark]

Yes, his clitoris is too big.

Bigger than NATs then


FTFY

Yes, his percentage is too big.

[LondonManc]

Can I assume Dodgy is not one of the favoured two

Yes, his clitoris is too big.

[MrMarkyMark]

Jeepers. There are only two agents that I'd promise that to.

Can I assume Dodgy is not one of the favoured two

[LondonManc]

FTFY

Jeepers. There are only two agents that I'd promise that to.

[MrMarkyMark]

FTFY

I always promise agents a whole host of sexual favours. If they place me.

[LondonManc]

There we go

I always promise agents a whole host of references. If they place me.

[DodgyAgent]

That's the thing with recruitment deals - everyone knows agents in the uk blag references and place false ads. , but if you don't, you don't get to do business.

There we go

[DodgyAgent]

Rubbish. The Rolls Royce deal was genuine - they didn't go asking for reference or posting false business deals to get more business in. You're going to be buried in an s-shaped coffin you crooked chunt. Of course, you'll be a lovely man if you fix me up with a contract in April, but given that you've got a memory span of a month, that's not a problem.

[quackhandle]

I got stung with the fake role/CV harvest from Hydrogen Group last month, then I spotted one a few days later that I thought 'That rate is far too good to be real', so ignored it. Then pimp from that very advert rings me up, says are you interested, so I send CV, do interview following week, get accepted, just going through on-boarding, looking to start next week.

Contracting eh?

qh

[LondonManc]

I thought in the UK it was called "the agents margin"

If Dodgy's only getting 20pc, he's had to recruit British contractors.

[SueEllen]

I thought in the UK it was called "the agents margin"

In the UK you are only allowed to do it if you are selling weapons to Saudi as the SFO will get told to drop the case. linky

[SimonMac]

That's the thing with the Rolls Royce deal - everyone knows business in Africa and Asia is done with "sweeteners" and "incentives". It's usually between 10 and 20 percent and call it a facilitation fee or whatever you like, but if you don't pay, you don't get to do business.

I thought in the UK it was called "the agents margin"

[SimonMac]

In the realm of dishonesty in business we are amateurs

Fresh allegations Rolls-Royce was involved in corruption to land contracts

Luckily no upstanding member of CUK would dare get involved with this horrible lot!

[MrMarkyMark]

FTFY

Always the same idiots...and its not within my limited capabilities to argue with idiots. Ignore list is my best friend.