Hey Dim a plan B

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vetran replied

10 October 2016, 21:07
Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

An hour? Surely 5 minutes would do, there's probably not that much to see.

thats what Mrs Scooter always complains about since she has been getting the full hour LONG service! That & Mr twinky of course.
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darmstadt replied

10 October 2016, 20:27
I'm quite surprised that they didn't spin the headline to something like "Fisting and teabagging now NHS options for men: Daily Mail Online"
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scooterscot replied

10 October 2016, 19:50
An hour? Surely 5 minutes would do, there's probably not that much to see.
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greenlake replied

10 October 2016, 19:05
Originally posted by vetran View Post

NHS offers men £33-an-hour for 'intimate examinations' by trainee doctors | Daily Mail Online

Video of woman giving free testicle exams on Los Angeles street raises £2,600 for Movember | Daily Mail Online
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Old Greg replied

10 October 2016, 17:43
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

Nah. Says "body-confident". The last thing any trainee doctor would wish for would be getting intimate with OG. They'd sooner grope Shrek!!

Don't worry, as soon as you get that bariatric surgery, you'll qualify too.
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shaunbhoy replied

10 October 2016, 17:30
Originally posted by vetran View Post

NHS offers men £33-an-hour for 'intimate examinations' by trainee doctors | Daily Mail Online

I suppose they might take OG as well.

Nah. Says "body-confident". The last thing any trainee doctor would wish for would be getting intimate with OG. They'd sooner grope Shrek!!
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vetran replied

10 October 2016, 16:30
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

Can you charge double for front and back bottom simultaneously?

you saying you are twice the arse Dim is?
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Old Greg replied

10 October 2016, 16:19
Originally posted by vetran View Post

NHS offers men £33-an-hour for 'intimate examinations' by trainee doctors | Daily Mail Online

I suppose they might take OG as well.

Can you charge double for front and back bottom simultaneously?
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vetran started a topic Hey Dim a plan B

10 October 2016, 16:17
Hey Dim a plan B

NHS offers men £33-an-hour for 'intimate examinations' by trainee doctors | Daily Mail Online

NHS paying £33-an-hour for volunteers willing to have their genitals examined and warns only the 'body-confident' need apply
Advert was placed by the Great Western Hospital in Swindon, Wiltshire
Seeking volunteers for training in examinations of genitals and rectum
Offering £33-an-hour plus travel expenses for participants in role play

I suppose they might take OG as well.
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