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Mordac replied

29 September 2016, 19:16
Originally posted by vetran View Post

ahem

Urban Dictionary: sock

Pity the poor fecker who had to look it up. Oh, that would be you then. Hey ho.
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greenlake replied

29 September 2016, 17:09
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

If mother nature fails, there's always your local pharmacy...

....or the offie on the corner....
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MrMarkyMark replied

29 September 2016, 16:46
Anyone for Jibbing

Urban Dictionary: jibbing
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vetran replied

29 September 2016, 16:42
I really shouldn't click the links on UD

Urban Dictionary: figging

Urban Dictionary: Dog In A Bath Tub
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vetran replied

29 September 2016, 16:33
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

At least they have some kind of standards.

saves the curtains hey?
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MrMarkyMark replied

29 September 2016, 16:29
A disposable ejaculatory device used by lonely, socially inept young men who do not like to masturbate in the shower or ejaculate all over furniture.

At least they have some kind of standards.
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vetran replied

29 September 2016, 16:28
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

Mordy doesn't have to try, sockie or otherwise.

ahem

Urban Dictionary: sock
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vetran replied

29 September 2016, 16:25
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

He may be facing a lean period, where any port in a storm will do

I suppose after years of MF, anything looks lean!
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Mordac replied

29 September 2016, 16:00
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

Not many months to go actually bud, but I appreciate the sentiment

If mother nature fails, there's always your local pharmacy...
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MrMarkyMark replied

29 September 2016, 15:58
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

If you ever get there, I hope you have it too...

Not many months to go actually bud, but I appreciate the sentiment
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Mordac replied

29 September 2016, 15:58
Originally posted by vetran View Post

Mordac trying to pull a sockie I'm surprised!

Mordy doesn't have to try, sockie or otherwise.
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Mordac replied

29 September 2016, 15:55
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

Flirting?

So, you have still got it in you tiger, nice to know at 47

If you ever get there, I hope you have it too...
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Bee replied

29 September 2016, 15:55
Originally posted by vetran View Post

Mordac trying to pull a sockie I'm surprised!

Oh, go boil your head.
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MrMarkyMark replied

29 September 2016, 15:52
Originally posted by vetran View Post

Mordac trying to pull a sockie I'm surprised!

He may be facing a lean period, where any port in a storm will do
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Bee replied

29 September 2016, 15:51
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

The notion of a spell checker is entirely an alien concept to you, but don't worry, it's so totally lovable

Ops, corrected.
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