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  • MrMarkyMark
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    FTFY

    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
    If it doesn't fail to deliver anything at all and produce reams of useless and inaccurate documentation, Accenture haven't done their job properly.

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  • LondonManc
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    Shortest interview I ever had was way less than that. First question was something like ("so how do you see your career prospects at Accenture?) Answer being I'm here for a 2 month project, if it overruns, your project manager is therefore a bit rubbish (and he was a total chunt).
    If it doesn't overrun, Accenture haven't done their job properly. What an amateur.

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
    Shortest interview I ever had was way less than that. First question was something like ("so how do you see your career prospects at Accenture?) Answer being I'm here for a 2 month project, if it overruns, your project manager is therefore a bit rubbish (and he was a total chunt).
    No need to explain further

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  • Mordac
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    Originally posted by Intel View Post
    It's all about professionalism. Whatever you do in your own time, to your own body is your business. But if you turn up to an interview with me, wearing shorts and a t-shirt, with upper arm tattoos and an unkempt beard you're likely to not get the job.

    Shortest interview I ever did was that one at just under 12 minutes.....
    Shortest interview I ever had was way less than that. First question was something like ("so how do you see your career prospects at Accenture?) Answer being I'm here for a 2 month project, if it overruns, your project manager is therefore a bit rubbish (and he was a total chunt).

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    I always thought it should be:
    Cheeky!

    You're no better than you ought to be, anyway.

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  • vetran
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    I always thought it should be:

    Where there's muck there's a brass.

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    Where there's muck there's brass.

    Your sig makes total sense now









    44

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    This
    Let's just say yes, but the tattoo is still in place.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    What is the difference between trolling and posting in general?
    getting banned of course.

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    Have what removed?
    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    The old man had a bar code on his John Thomas.
    This

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Every woman should have a slag tag. It enables men to identify which women to approach to ask "how much luv".

    Does the Official Receiver allow you expenditure on personal services? If so, let me know, as MF's 160 Russian Sailors @ £5 for £800 pd gig has fallen through.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Every woman should have a slag tag. It enables men to identify which women to approach to ask "how much luv".

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by ClothCap View Post
    But they are pointless though aren't they?

    To me they show unoriginal, herd-like thinking - probably the opposite of the intention!

    As Ozzy once said - if you want to stand out in LA try NOT having a tattoo.

    And they go out of fashion, then what do you do?

    Probably best to ensure you didn't get one for the sake of 'fashion', I guess. Having something slightly personal means it won't 'go out of fashion' and also that you're less likely to give a crap what others think.


    I ensure mine aren't visible in a professional environment.

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    What do you mean "had" has it worn off, or did he have it removed








    2
    Have what removed?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
    More to the point, did NLYUK make a beeping noise at every thrust?
    Only for an extra 10p. Which means it cost 11p in total...

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