Anyone we Know? Austrian edition

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greenlake replied

17 September 2016, 16:20
Originally posted by vetran View Post

Biting down on the "beste Stück"

Don't forget to buy the optional extra insurance....
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MrMarkyMark replied

17 September 2016, 14:03
Oh deer
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barrydidit replied

17 September 2016, 11:34
Inevitable consequence of a man trying to multitask. I have no sympathy.
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vetran started a topic Anyone we Know? Austrian edition

16 September 2016, 21:31
Anyone we Know? Austrian edition

Sex whilst driving ends painfully for young lovers - The Local

Biting down on the "beste Stück"

A pair of red-faced lovers have ended up in hospital after engaging in some frisky foreplay whilst driving through the Waldviertel - and crashing their car.

The young woman, who was sitting in the passenger seat, was giving her partner oral sex on a quiet country road not far from Krems in northwest Austria when a deer suddenly crossed in front of the car, causing the driver to suddenly brake.

His girlfriend was taken by surprise, and accidentally bit into his penis (or beste Stück as it’s euphemistically called in German).

The emergency services were surprised to get a call saying that an ambulance was needed because of a “penis bite after a car crash”, and didn’t quite know what to expect, according to the Heute newspaper.

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