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Previously on "Feck it, got an interview lined up"

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  • LondonManc
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    Auto-complete Google?
    It's likely to be your wife searching for that, whilst you are festering away in your new office

    Hmmmmmm............be careful there, the farmer may not appreciate you interfering with his livestock.
    Again.

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Also according to Google 'Black Cock' also rates very high, so I am downloading a list of local farms that keep chickens and will be taking my camera with me to make some films for Youtube.
    Auto-complete Google?
    It's likely to be your wife searching for that, whilst you are festering away in your new office

    Hmmmmmm............be careful there, the farmer may not appreciate you interfering with his livestock.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    Sounds like something a spotty teenager would say to his mum, when he hadn't tidied his room

    In fact your statement has a certain Suityism about it




    Also according to Google 'Black Cock' also rates very high, so I am downloading a list of local farms that keep chickens and will be taking my camera with me to make some films for Youtube.

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I don't think that's a fair summation of the situation. I've been very busy doing 'stuff' and 'things'.
    Sounds like something a spotty teenager would say to his mum, when he hadn't tidied his room

    In fact your statement has a certain Suityism about it

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    FTFY

    You've stolen that from the David Kelly Adventure Game & I claim my five weapons of mass destruction.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    So you have been up to sweet feck all and have no solid future prospects, in reality.

    Remember you aren't talking to "she who needs to be obeyed" now


    I don't think that's a fair summation of the situation. I've been very busy doing 'stuff' and 'things'. You wouldn't understand, it's above you.


    I have also researched what cat videos are the most popular on Youtube & have just purchased a new Panasonic Varicam. Im going out shortly to surprise some.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    We could just forget and move on?
    Only when you forget that not everything can be answered by an accountant.

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

    In order


    (1) I AM STANDING AT THE END OF A ROAD BEFORE A SMALL BRICK BUILDING.
    AROUND YOU IS A FOREST. A SMALL STREAM FLOWS OUT OF THE BUILDING AND
    DOWN A GULLY.



    HTH
    FTFY

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    In order

    (1) Auction is on Monday, still looking to purchase. It has an existing tenant & so is an investment only
    (2) Someone else got the shop I was after. I'm presently just setting up some ecommerce sites having been to the Autumn fair last week. So ticking along.
    (3) Office is very nice thank you. Just configuring my new printer. Ill keep this office regardless
    (4) Interim Director role has gone quiet but I had another offer yesterday somewhere else, dependent on meeting with CEO
    (5) Today has consisted of meeting an old friend and just finished a pub lunch with an afternoon planned of insulting cretins on CUK.


    HTH

    So you have been up to sweet feck all and have no solid future prospects, in reality.

    Remember you aren't talking to "she who needs to be obeyed" now

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    Forget it, you don't have the skills. Shit head
    Yeh, I mean, we will call him......

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  • MarillionFan
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    "So what happened to this commercial property you were buying (cash, of course) ?

    Are you opening a shop, kitting out your new office and being an interim director on £800 a day all at the same time, or did you forget the last story you made up ? " - Quote - Chip shop owner


    In order


    (1) Auction is on Monday, still looking to purchase. It has an existing tenant & so is an investment only
    (2) Someone else got the shop I was after. I'm presently just setting up some ecommerce sites having been to the Autumn fair last week. So ticking along.
    (3) Office is very nice thank you. Just configuring my new printer. Ill keep this office regardless
    (4) Interim Director role has gone quiet but I had another offer yesterday somewhere else, dependent on meeting with CEO
    (5) Today has consisted of meeting an old friend and just finished a pub lunch with an afternoon planned of insulting cretins on CUK.


    HTH

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
    Bollocks. **** it.
    Forget it, you don't have the skills. Shit head

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  • Wilmslow
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    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
    Hot tulip.
    Bollocks. **** it.

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  • Wilmslow
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Don't go offering your discount code out.


    Everyone will want that tulip.
    Hot tulip.

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    You're letting your paranoia get the better of you, maybe in future, we can refer to the "one that cannot be named"
    We could just forget and move on?

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