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Previously on "It's enough to give you a hard-on"

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  • vetran
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    So not getting it at 45p was because you weren't quick enough?

    Strange from what I hear that is your other problem?

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  • LondonManc
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    Is this the LondonManc homeopathic alternative
    It'll cure your depression, no question about it. It'll also take your mind off any other ailments. If you're not satisfied with the results, come back in 24 hours. Oh, wait

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Oh well, no morning glory for me.
    A few Ladyboys will fix that for you.

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
    Unless you're bitten by the Brazilian wandering spider (P. Fera). Nasty little critter, one of the most venomous on the planet. Leaves you with a raging boner while shutting your body down.


    Is this the LondonManc homeopathic alternative

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  • LondonManc
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    Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
    Never mind. What goes up, must come down.
    Unless you're bitten by the Brazilian wandering spider (P. Fera). Nasty little critter, one of the most venomous on the planet. Leaves you with a raging boner while shutting your body down.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Futura Medical Share Price. FUM - Stock Quote, Charts, Trade History, Share Chat, Financials. Futura Medical ORD 0.2P

    Anyone have any of these this morning, up 89% on a new Erectile Dysfunction drug.

    I tried buying in at around 45p when it was in auction & couldn't.

    Oh well, no morning glory for me.
    Sounds like there will be plenty more pole for you to choke down.

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  • barrydidit
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Futura Medical Share Price. FUM - Stock Quote, Charts, Trade History, Share Chat, Financials. Futura Medical ORD 0.2P

    Anyone have any of these this morning, up 89% on a new Erectile Dysfunction drug.

    I tried buying in at around 45p when it was in auction & couldn't.

    Oh well, no morning glory for me.
    Never mind. What goes up, must come down.

    Leave a comment:


  • LondonManc
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Futura Medical Share Price. FUM - Stock Quote, Charts, Trade History, Share Chat, Financials. Futura Medical ORD 0.2P

    Anyone have any of these this morning, up 89% on a new Erectile Dysfunction drug.

    I tried buying in at around 45p when it was in auction & couldn't.

    Oh well, no morning glory for me.
    At least you can get it over the counter now

    Leave a comment:


  • MarillionFan
    started a topic It's enough to give you a hard-on

    It's enough to give you a hard-on

    Futura Medical Share Price. FUM - Stock Quote, Charts, Trade History, Share Chat, Financials. Futura Medical ORD 0.2P

    Anyone have any of these this morning, up 89% on a new Erectile Dysfunction drug.

    I tried buying in at around 45p when it was in auction & couldn't.

    Oh well, no morning glory for me.

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