Reply to: £88M jackpot in today's Euro Lottery

[Francko]

I would probably do something in the first week that results in a divorce and be £44,000,000 worse off for it.

And that's only after the wife spent the first 44 millions during the first week in the best boutiques of the major capitals around the world.

[threaded]

I'd get all of the CUK crowd together and have a massive Champagne and escort girls party. Honest.

You don't need £88mil for that. I'm sure at least one of the gathered congregation could do it for a £5.

[DimPrawn]

I would probably do something in the first week that results in a divorce and be £44,000,000 worse off for it.

[vetran]

I would

Buy 'SKA' and with the other £87.999,999 Million I would:

Lend £100,000 to the New Liebour party and become Lord Vetran.

Send Mr Tweezy round to Boris to give him a decent haircut.

Contribute £1m to the "Richard Littlejohn for Prime Minister" campaign fund.

Hire Sheriff Clint Low to run our Jails

http://www.netscape.com/viewstory/20...312&frame=true

Buy Two Jags a diet book, elocution lessons and some Bromide.

Purchase a clue for the entire cabinet they so obviously don't have one.

Pay to outsource justice to the chinese for acts of treason - they can start at no 10 & 11, The family can pay for the bullet.

Buy all local councils and government departments a torch and a map.

Buy our local hospital some Bleach and Cloths.

Get everyone on Contractor UK a lifetime subscription to the Playboy / Play girl/ Big Bums weekly/ Lizards Monthly / Cosmo / Gay rollerbladers Anally. Depending on preference.

For myself its a get stuffed vacation etc. I would of course continue to get up before midday on a daily basis to be abused by people too lazy to read the manual for a pittance (yeah right).

[Lucy]

I would move into the Savoy.
Buy a house in London.
Buy a house in Sydney.
Give some to my friends.

God I'm dull !

[lukemg]

I spend that on a good cigar.
Threaded.

[n5gooner]

buy several houses / flats around europe. you've got to make the money work!! Start a charity that invests part of the money and the profit is put to good work....

[Buffoon]

Take a hugh short punt on US Housing Futures!

http://www.cme.com/trading/prd/overview_HNG18558.html

[TwoWolves]

Cry with joy for at least the first half an hour...

(and never look at a computer again)

[Ardesco]

I'd take me £88M, and put it down as a deposit on my first bedsit in Brum.

AtW

Oh be realistic....

I'd take me £88M, and spend it on hardware for SKA, i'm not buying until the housing market crashes because it's a ripoff at the moment, the crash is just round the corner...

AtW

[DimPrawn]

I'd take me £88M, and put it down as a deposit on my first bedsit in Brum.

AtW

[scooterscot]

I still wouldn't pay for the next round of drinks...

[MarillionFan]

"set a hit man on AtW@" - LOL.

Beat me to it!!!

[DimPrawn]

I'd get all of the CUK crowd together and have a massive Champagne and escort girls party. Honest.

Now that I'd like to see.

[Ardesco]

Indeed.

Our Ardesco is in a bit of a fruity mood this afternoon it seems...

I think I had better go home early today and hassle the wife a bit then