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fullyautomatix replied

31 August 2016, 17:30
Originally posted by administrator View Post

I never left. Multitasking at its finest.

Welcome to the forum. Do you like films about gladiators?

I don't think this is a sockie you know. If TykeMerc would please pipe up and accuse this poster we will be able to rest assured that it is a real person that we haven't seen before. Not knowing what a tulip was is a good start. Next he'll be suggesting MaryPoppins isn't really a hairy handed trucker called Dave and that he has never heard of the Russian squirrel-bothering Lord of Brum.

It is FLC's sockie. I can smell him from far away.
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original PM replied

31 August 2016, 17:04
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

Ask him about olive oil.

Who do you think he is?

Popeye?
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Old Greg replied

31 August 2016, 16:47
Originally posted by administrator View Post

I never left. Multitasking at its finest.

Welcome to the forum. Do you like films about gladiators?

I don't think this is a sockie you know. If TykeMerc would please pipe up and accuse this poster we will be able to rest assured that it is a real person that we haven't seen before. Not knowing what a tulip was is a good start. Next he'll be suggesting MaryPoppins isn't really a hairy handed trucker called Dave and that he has never heard of the Russian squirrel-bothering Lord of Brum.

Ask him about olive oil.
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administrator replied

31 August 2016, 16:43
Originally posted by gixxer1k View Post

Go back to /b/ ?

I never left. Multitasking at its finest.

Welcome to the forum. Do you like films about gladiators?

I don't think this is a sockie you know. If TykeMerc would please pipe up and accuse this poster we will be able to rest assured that it is a real person that we haven't seen before. Not knowing what a tulip was is a good start. Next he'll be suggesting MaryPoppins isn't really a hairy handed trucker called Dave and that he has never heard of the Russian squirrel-bothering Lord of Brum.
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Old Greg replied

31 August 2016, 16:36
Originally posted by gixxer1k View Post

yeah i noticed.. well have fun being a dick on the interwebs.. all 12 of you.. geez some people..

We do, but thank you for your encouragement.
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diseasex replied

31 August 2016, 16:36
Originally posted by gixxer1k View Post

yeah i noticed.. well have fun being a dick on the interwebs.. all 12 of you.. geez some people..

Hey gixxer1k noone likes me here, can we be friends?
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gixxer1k replied

31 August 2016, 16:34
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

We are 12 or something (apart from NLyUK who is 12").

yeah i noticed.. well have fun being a dick on the interwebs.. all 12 of you.. geez some people..
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Old Greg replied

31 August 2016, 16:29
Originally posted by gixxer1k View Post

dewd, seriously? Are you 12 or something? I just joined this forum and was kind of expecting something better than 4chan, being a 'professional' community and all..

what the heck is wrong with you people - the first page of general is just racism, flaming and tulip like this.. Go back to /b/ ?

We are 12 or something (apart from NLyUK who is 12").
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gixxer1k replied

31 August 2016, 16:29
Originally posted by gixxer1k View Post

tulip

On the positive side i now know what tulip stands for..
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gixxer1k replied

31 August 2016, 16:28
Originally posted by Dactylion View Post

FOAD

This could be added to your glossary or you could.

dewd, seriously? Are you 12 or something? I just joined this forum and was kind of expecting something better than 4chan, being a 'professional' community and all..

what the heck is wrong with you people - the first page of general is just racism, flaming and tulip like this.. Go back to /b/ ?
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sasguru replied

31 August 2016, 16:16
How many are in the Gricer/Scrote man stable?
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AtW replied

31 August 2016, 16:12
oi TykeMerc, need your advice - is gixxer1k a sockie or not? TIA
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Dactylion replied

31 August 2016, 16:08
Originally posted by gixxer1k View Post

proposing a sticky that explains terms like sockie, brolly, tullip etc - tried google but it's hopeless

seriously, wth is a sockie and why is it a bannable offence ?

FOAD

This could be added to your glossary or you could.
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Old Greg replied

31 August 2016, 13:56
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

There is a cuk glossary. But you have to complete the initiation ceremony before you get access.

HTH BISDI.

Please Sir, can you bleed my radiators.
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BrilloPad replied

31 August 2016, 13:45
There is a cuk glossary. But you have to complete the initiation ceremony before you get access.

HTH BISDI.
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