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Previously on "I should be happy"

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  • spankmebono
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    I went and saw temples, it was loverly.

    Avoided TVs and LBs

    There was however a television in my room

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  • Emperor Dalek
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    Originally posted by spankmebono
    I have no TV
    Take a holiday in Bangkok, there's thousands of them there.

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  • spankmebono
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    I have no TV

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  • Emperor Dalek
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    As us Daleks can fly and have mastered the secrets of anti-gravity, we have no use for such primitive installations.

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  • spankmebono
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    no stairs in your house then ?

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  • Emperor Dalek
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    Originally posted by spankmebono
    A nice shiny one
    But of course. It is gold and I have a roboman buff it up every day. Much cheaper than your Polish immigrants. A polish immigrant, you might say.

    Us Daleks are renowned for our sense of humour.

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  • spankmebono
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan
    90+ Post in two days.

    I bet you have blisters on your hands as well with the amount of time spent sat at your computer. If I was you i'd take that contract behind the counter of Maccy D's. - just dont spit on the onion rings!
    Gee, why don't you enjoy your own life and stop checking up on me.

    I might type fast, or be really clever, or both.

    I'm certainly faster, smarter and richer than you. @rsewipe !

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  • spankmebono
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    Originally posted by Emperor Dalek
    But I have a dome.
    A nice shiny one

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  • spankmebono
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    and you should see what else I've been doing, two books about to be published and a holiday to japan all sorted

    re the flipping - I'd hate to rob you of the opportunity

    BTW that kid is fecking ugly !

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  • MarillionFan
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    90+ Post in two days.

    I bet you have blisters on your hands as well with the amount of time spent sat at your computer. If I was you i'd take that contract behind the counter of Maccy D's. - just dont spit on the onion rings!

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  • Emperor Dalek
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    But I have a dome.

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  • spankmebono
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    Yes, grasshopper that's the difference between making a point and having a pointy head.

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  • Emperor Dalek
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    Originally posted by spankmebono
    Ashamed of owning my own house and paying a fortune in tax? Having two degrees and enough money to sustain me when I need it?
    You are a disgrace to all real contractors. Get back to http://www.permiesuk.com where you belong.

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  • spankmebono
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    Well, I guess apologising for the nasty ill conceived bit of cr@p you wrote would be too hard for you.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Hello helios

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