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Previously on "Anybody without an Asbo..."

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  • Mordac
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    The nun I do remember. She started on me though, to be fair. Well done for stopping me nutting her, although frankly she deserved it.

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  • MarillionFan
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    "I kicked a crippled gypsy child half to death* and I didn't even get so much as an on-the-spot fine. W@nkers. "

    and you pushed that nun. You were there, just too pissed to remeber!

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by Mordac
    I kicked a crippled gypsy child half to death* and I didn't even get so much as an on-the-spot fine. W@nkers.
    I tried that too but the local village NIMBYs applauded as i made my escape

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  • Mordac
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    I kicked a crippled gypsy child half to death* and I didn't even get so much as an on-the-spot fine. W@nkers.

    *I wasn't actually there at the time but my good friend MarillionFan was and he assures me that's what happened.

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  • BlasterBates
    started a topic Anybody without an Asbo...

    Anybody without an Asbo...

    Is a complete wuffta.

    Street Cred.

    Anybody planning to improve their street cred. ?

    Me... I gave an old woman with a walking stick a good kicking and walked off with her handbag.
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