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The nun I do remember. She started on me though, to be fair. Well done for stopping me nutting her, although frankly she deserved it.
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"I kicked a crippled gypsy child half to death* and I didn't even get so much as an on-the-spot fine. W@nkers. "
and you pushed that nun. You were there, just too pissed to remeber!
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I tried that too but the local village NIMBYs applauded as i made my escapeOriginally posted by MordacI kicked a crippled gypsy child half to death* and I didn't even get so much as an on-the-spot fine. W@nkers.
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I kicked a crippled gypsy child half to death* and I didn't even get so much as an on-the-spot fine. W@nkers.
*I wasn't actually there at the time but my good friend MarillionFan was and he assures me that's what happened.
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Anybody without an Asbo...
Is a complete wuffta.
Street Cred.
Anybody planning to improve their street cred. ?
Me... I gave an old woman with a walking stick a good kicking and walked off with her handbag.Tags: None
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