Complete this "Daily Mail headline" competition

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jamesbrown replied

11 August 2016, 19:20
...informed that her house price was less than expected.
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SueEllen replied

11 August 2016, 16:49
Damn just seen the real headline.
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MrMarkyMark replied

11 August 2016, 16:28
Channel 5 newsreader Sian Williams was left 'sore, swollen and bruised' after being Trampled on in a Florida McDonald's Closing Time Stampede by an Obese, out of work, UK Based IT "Specialist".
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Platypus replied

11 August 2016, 16:14
Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

in an aisle seat on a transatlantic flight and passed by a CUKker to reach his window seat

... in business class
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OwlHoot replied

11 August 2016, 15:54
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

KUATB

It happened twice - They were on the same flight!
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Old Greg replied

11 August 2016, 14:13
Originally posted by Paddy View Post

Channel 5 newsreader Sian Williams was left 'sore, swollen and bruised' after being asulted by illegal single monther emigrant on weeky benefits of £1,500.

It's no wonder you've been driven out of the employment market by educated immigrants. Did you vote Brexit perchance?
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Paddy replied

11 August 2016, 14:11
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Yes, I'm bored today.

Channel 5 newsreader Sian Williams was left 'sore, swollen and bruised' after being asulted by illegal single monther emigrant on weeky benefits of £1,500.
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Old Greg replied

11 August 2016, 14:09
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

...sat on in an Orlando Airport Lounge.

Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

in an aisle seat on a transatlantic flight and passed by a CUKker to reach his window seat

KUATB
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OwlHoot replied

11 August 2016, 14:09
Channel 5 newsreader Sian Williams was left 'sore, swollen and bruised' after being ______________________

in an aisle seat on a transatlantic flight and passed by a CUKker to reach his window seat
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Old Greg replied

11 August 2016, 14:00
...sat on in an Orlando Airport Lounge.
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BrilloPad replied

11 August 2016, 13:59
caught engaged in an activity which is supposed to be illegal in 21 countries in the world.
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vetran replied

11 August 2016, 13:28
Channel 5 newsreader Sian Williams was left 'sore, swollen and bruised' after being gazumped by a foreign buyer

Channel 5 newsreader Sian Williams was left 'sore, swollen and bruised' after being caught falling down the stairs in an hilarious video

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BrilloPad replied

11 August 2016, 13:25
Brexited
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LondonManc replied

11 August 2016, 13:24
mistaken for Katie Hopkins
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Old Greg replied

11 August 2016, 13:18
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Yes, I'm bored today.

Channel 5 newsreader Sian Williams was left 'sore, swollen and bruised' after being redeployed by Richard Desmond.
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