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OwlHoot replied

9 August 2016, 15:29
Originally posted by AtW View Post

A word is mightier than the sword

What about the word "toothpick"?

I doubt you could flash that about, and win against someone armed with a sword.
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OwlHoot replied

9 August 2016, 15:27
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

I thought he was your Commanding Officer in the Queen's Own Effeminate Light Infantry.

I thought he was in the First Fleet of Foot regiment.

As soon as the going got tough, they'd start moaning, and then have it away on their toes
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LondonManc replied

9 August 2016, 15:18
Originally posted by AtW View Post

A word is mightier than the sword

But nowhere near as mighty as a chicken's sneeze.
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rugbeater replied

9 August 2016, 14:59
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

To give the OP some credit it's not a bad opener for anither tedious sockie.

sorry been unemployed for a while
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AtW replied

5 August 2016, 16:13
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

You made him/her/it/one of the other 50 genders run away.

A word is mightier than the sword
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northernladuk replied

5 August 2016, 16:10
To give the OP some credit it's not a bad opener for anither tedious sockie.
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mudskipper replied

5 August 2016, 16:06
Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

You made him/her/it/one of the other 50 genders run away.

An odd sock?
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SueEllen replied

5 August 2016, 16:03
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Don't just read, contribute...

You made him/her/it/one of the other 50 genders run away.
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shaunbhoy replied

5 August 2016, 15:30
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

I know YOU are, but what am I?

Oh dear, is this one of your wheels?
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Old Greg replied

5 August 2016, 15:29
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

Honestly OG. You could get hold of the wrong end of a stick if it only HAD one end.

You are weapons grade simple.

I know YOU are, but what am I?
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shaunbhoy replied

5 August 2016, 15:22
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

So that's a "Yes".

Honestly OG. You could get hold of the wrong end of a stick if it only HAD one end.

You are weapons grade simple.
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Old Greg replied

5 August 2016, 15:20
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

It would be hard for anyone but you to be more wrong on so many levels with such a statement. You are to be commended for your supreme levels of discombobulation.

So that's a "Yes".
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shaunbhoy replied

5 August 2016, 15:17
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

I thought he was your Commanding Officer in the Queen's Own Effeminate Light Infantry.

It would be hard for anyone but you to be more wrong on so many levels with such a statement. You are to be commended for your supreme levels of discombobulation.
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AtW replied

5 August 2016, 15:07
Originally posted by rugbeater View Post

Just reading some threads and there does seem to be lots of sarcastic comments posted on here.

Is sarcasm the general gist of the forum

Don't just read, contribute...
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Old Greg replied

5 August 2016, 14:49
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

That is no way to speak about suity.

I thought he was your Commanding Officer in the Queen's Own Effeminate Light Infantry.
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