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FatLazyContractor replied

2 August 2016, 08:10
Originally posted by AtW View Post

You got stuck in California now, can't afford a ~~1st class~~ ticket back? What a tosser

FTFY.
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MrMarkyMark replied

2 August 2016, 08:10
FTFY

Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Well my missus has avoided sex with me since the kids were born and we employed that young guy to do the lawn
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FatLazyContractor replied

2 August 2016, 08:09
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Well I've avoided sex with the missus since the kids were born, luckily I have another excuse now.

Did not realise that Suity had herpes. That said, smart move there you fat bastard.
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Old Greg replied

2 August 2016, 08:04
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Well I've avoided sex with the missus since the kids were born, luckily I have another excuse now.

Well make sure your careful - inherited obesity and microcephaly would be an unhappy combination.
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MarillionFan replied

1 August 2016, 23:27
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Rimmer?

Nah, I've brushed my teeth.
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AtW replied

1 August 2016, 23:17
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Well I've avoided sex with the missus since the kids were born, luckily I have another excuse now.

Rimmer?
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MarillionFan replied

1 August 2016, 23:05
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Zika virus: Florida cases 'likely' to be first US-based infections - BBC News

When (or If) you get back you'll get into Quarantine by you know who...

Well I've avoided sex with the missus since the kids were born, luckily I have another excuse now.
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AtW replied

1 August 2016, 21:59
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Florida. 3 Week Vacation

Zika virus: Florida cases 'likely' to be first US-based infections - BBC News

When (or If) you get back you'll get into Quarantine by you know who...
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MarillionFan replied

1 August 2016, 21:55
Originally posted by AtW View Post

You got stuck in California now, can't afford a 1st class ticket back? What a loser

Florida. 3 Week Vacation

I'll be in Harry Potter land later, I'll keep an eye out for your brother Dobby the house elf.
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AtW replied

1 August 2016, 21:52
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

I think I'm going to get another beer and go back to the pool.

You got stuck in California now, can't afford a 1st class ticket back? What a loser
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MarillionFan replied

1 August 2016, 21:51
Originally posted by eek View Post

AtW agrees that he didn't object in time, so what do you think.... Fait Accompli

I think I'm going to get another beer and go back to the pool.
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AtW replied

1 August 2016, 21:48
Originally posted by eek View Post

AtW agrees that he didn't object in time, so what do you think.... Fait Accompli

I am just glad The Official brand is worthy fighting for

It's yours to manage, and you'd better be good...

I shall now focus on "oh dear" brand stolen from somebody whose nickname nobody remembers...

P.S. If you don't use "The Official" brandname at least 4-5 times a month then you'll lose the right manage it that I've so kindly bestowed upon thy!

Last edited by AtW; 1 August 2016, 21:52.
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stek replied

1 August 2016, 21:47
Originally posted by eek View Post

AtW agrees that he didn't object in time, so what do you think.... Fait Accompli

Ahh, so we speak do French in Balham.....

Good Life, Margot Leadbetter quote - Windbreak episode......
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eek replied

1 August 2016, 21:41
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

So who's getting the Honours?

AtW agrees that he didn't object in time, so what do you think.... Fait Accompli
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MarillionFan replied

1 August 2016, 21:40
So who's getting the Honours?
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