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Previously on "A Womans Appreciation for the C Word"

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  • xoggoth
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    I much prefer flange and axe wound anyway.

    Brill:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thFjTo6r4gg
    Last edited by xoggoth; 12 July 2016, 19:11.

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    Flappy loose chunt

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  • original PM
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    FLC is also an acronym for something else
    Flappy loose chunt

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Fantasist Losing Cretin
    FTFY

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    FLC is also an acronym for something else
    Fit Lovely Contractor?

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  • ContractorHardman
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    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
    You've used it as a noun in those two examples, you utter clungefraggle.
    Typical jock mate, can't speak English

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Entirely doubtful.
    FLC is also an acronym for something else

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    Can I help love?
    Entirely doubtful.

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Fully agree with Halo.


    My quoting button thingy doesn't seem to be working.
    Can I help love?

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  • Malcolm Buggeridge
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Fully agree with Halo.


    My quoting button thingy doesn't seem to be working
    Well, perhaps you should go and find a private place and see if you can get it back in action again

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by Malcolm Buggeridge View Post
    Oh, how all very Guardian
    Exactly

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Fully agree with Halo.


    My quoting button thingy doesn't seem to be working.

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  • Malcolm Buggeridge
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    What does CUK think? Do you use the C word, or do you consider it the height of vulgarity?

    https://www.theguardian.com/media/mi...-of-the-c-word

    Oh, how all very Guardian

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  • LondonManc
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    Originally posted by ContractorHardman View Post
    To be fair, the C word in Scotland is actually an adjective and descriptive word...

    "Whats that Chunt doing over there?"
    "Look at that Chunt on the telly!" *Watching Osborne on the television*
    You've used it as a noun in those two examples, you utter clungefraggle.

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  • xoggoth
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    It is curious to me that the only really 'offensive' word left in the English Language is slang for female genitalia
    Very odd. Smells fishy to me.

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