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Previously on "Jobs that will be Created in the next 5 years"

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  • DallasDad
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    Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
    I'm saving for a Morris Marina myself. About 4 years worth of wages, but should be worth it.
    FTFY
    A fine motor car based on underpinnings from the MGB iirc.
    You will absolutely love it especially if you have children, not...
    The rear suspension was so grim you could almost guarantee one of the little darlings chucking up on every trip

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  • darmstadt
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    Started on my plan b....flags...

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by dx4100 View Post
    Going to be lots of openings picking strawberries...
    Why would I pick strawberries if I can claim JSA?


    love

    PC

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  • barrydidit
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    Private Frasers. One for every town.



    Or we could just use Scooter when he's unbanned. Should be equal to the same amount of pessimism.

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  • dx4100
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    Going to be lots of openings picking strawberries...

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    It's an allowable expense.
    But, surely only on need. A lot here are overqualified already

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    What do you mean retrain
    It's an allowable expense.

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  • SueEllen
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    Leader of the opposition

    MP for Islington North

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    A bigger military will give opportunities for financial services IT consultants to retrain as crack whores.
    What do you mean retrain

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  • bobspud
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    A bigger military will give opportunities for financial services IT consultants to retrain as crack whores.
    We could use them for medical experiments?

    Im sure the Lab rats could do with a break.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    A bigger military will give opportunities for financial services IT consultants to retrain as crack whores.
    It will make a change to be screwing them!

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Brexit voters need not apply.
    So these intrepid new officers and agents will all be EU sympathisers and closet fifth columnists. Great start!

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by bobspud View Post
    Yes I will agree we will probably need some Intelligence services roles.
    Brexit voters need not apply.

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  • bobspud
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Increased army size, due to having to deal with a rekindling of the troubles due to the new border around Northern Ireland.
    Yes I will agree we will probably need some Intelligence services roles. But I think the people of NI have fought too long and hard to let this slip back to the troubles. Especially if we can keep our American friends in check with regards to happily funding political prisoners

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Increased army size, due to having to deal with a rekindling of the troubles due to the new border around Northern Ireland.
    A bigger military will give opportunities for financial services IT consultants to retrain as crack whores.

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