It's a (CUK) variation on:
Christmas is coming,
The geese are getting fat,
Please put a penny
In the old man's hat.
An English nursery rhyme.
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What is it - (c)rap or something? It clearly does not rhyme and not even remotely funny!Originally posted by DimPrawnChristmas is coming,
And Threaded's getting fat,
Please spare thought for AtW (the tw@t).
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Christmas is coming,
And Threaded's getting fat,
Please spare thought for AtW (the tw@t).
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7 more shios are ordered...cool. Plenty more chargable work for me them....woooo.
Who says there is a downturn in the market....even if there is you'll all still be addicted to cheap stuff from China, quids in for me.
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Christmas is coming -
- and it's coming from China
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