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Previously on "Its alright FLC we don't need to worry about this!"
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A talented slag is like a warm toilet seat; seems great initially then you wonder who was there before you.
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I don`t think that list applies to you FLC
1.roll in flour and look for the wet spot
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I pull those lesbian chicks easilyOriginally posted by diseasex View PostOn the contrary - aren't you FLC worried that your tits are too big?
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On the contrary - aren't you FLC worried that your tits are too big?
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Answers below:
Body hair - I'll wax myself for you honey.
Inexperienced -
who? me?
Uncomfortable acts on bed - Impress me
Embarrassing body function - Do I look like MF?
Awkward after sex - If you find getting paid awkward, then only MMM can save you.
Bad at sex - Who? me?
Orgasm - Do I care?
Naked body unattractive - Lets turn the lights off.
Condom breaks - Do I look like BP?
STI - Do I look like diseasex to you?
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Its alright FLC we don't need to worry about this!
https://onlinedoctor.superdrug.com/top-sex-fears/
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