FLC: Bursting at the Seams

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LondonManc replied

9 June 2016, 12:33
Originally posted by unemployed View Post

MrMarkyMark from chunt to chunt

FTFY
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MrMarkyMark replied

9 June 2016, 11:56
FTFY

Originally posted by unemployed View Post

unemployed from chunk to chunt
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unemployed replied

9 June 2016, 11:44
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

MrMarkyMark from hunk to chunt
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MrMarkyMark replied

9 June 2016, 11:16
Originally posted by LondonManc View Post

It's a 'kin girdle you pillock.
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LondonManc replied

9 June 2016, 11:02
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

FTFY

It's a 'kin girdle you pillock.
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Mordac replied

9 June 2016, 10:41
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

Does our man need to visit Hugo Boss soon?

I wouldn't be recommending Hugo Boss to a lardy sort of chap. Their look this season seems to be of a slim fitting type. I checked, and I'm not even fat...or lazy - hang on, that's not right, I'm the laziest fecker I know, or even a contractor (No, just checked my CV, and it definitely says contractor. So it must be true.)
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FatLazyContractor replied

9 June 2016, 10:40
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

Cummerbund worked well then

FTFY
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MrMarkyMark replied

9 June 2016, 10:40
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

On the contrary, I will be shopping for their slim fit shirts next weekend

Gastric band worked well then
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unemployed replied

9 June 2016, 10:39
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

On the contrary, I will be shopping for their slim fit shirts next weekend

4XL??
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FatLazyContractor replied

9 June 2016, 10:38
On the contrary, I will be shopping for their slim fit shirts next weekend
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unemployed replied

9 June 2016, 10:36
Originally posted by WTFH View Post

No, BHS.

I only buy quality clothing when I have a job

Hugo sells tat now , thin crap
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WTFH replied

9 June 2016, 10:34
Originally posted by unemployed View Post

Do they sell that in primark

No, BHS.
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LondonManc replied

9 June 2016, 10:34
Huge-o Boss more like.
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unemployed replied

9 June 2016, 10:31
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

Does our man need to visit Hugo Boss soon?

Do they sell that in primark
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MrMarkyMark started a topic FLC: Bursting at the Seams

9 June 2016, 10:15
FLC: Bursting at the Seams

Does our man need to visit Hugo Boss soon?
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