Reply to: What those lovely people at the Home Office are up to.

[Scruff]

One acronym: NPtulip

FTFY. (Bought me a German Beetle, however &#128663

[original PM]

Wouldn't touch it with a tulipey stick matey. Even if it was based in the UK (which it probably won't be).

Isn't there a website where you can start a petition to stop this sort of thing happening?

It's is not like a do not think as an idea it has some merit.

It is just that there will only be about 2 people on the project actually interested in getting anything done -the rest will simply see it as a gravy train - maybe something to appease the soon to be unemployed euro MP's.

Lets face it they will be as fookin useless and anyone else you pay £1000 a day to Crap Gemini for!

[FatLazyContractor]

Wouldn't touch it with a tulipey stick matey. Even if it was based in the UK (which it probably won't be).

Is that a stick you use to poke tulip when bored, because you forgot to take your mobile phone into the toilet and there aren't any air freshener canisters for you to read while sat on the bog ?

[cojak]

One acronym: NPfIT

[coolhandluke]

I'm working in the public sector at the moment on some quite large databases. I'm not aware of the data going anywhere outside the department.

A couple of gigs back HP were paying their India counterparts 1 euro an hour, not £10!

[Mordac]

ftfy

Wouldn't touch it with a tulipey stick matey. Even if it was based in the UK (which it probably won't be).

[TestMangler]

The only thing left remaining to make it happen is the abolishment of human rights, but their agent with code name "BoJo" is hard at work on it.

Abolishment ?? Really ??

[m0n1k3r]

UK Home Office is creating mega database by stitching together ALL its gov records.

The only thing left remaining to make it happen is the abolishment of human rights, but their agent with code name "BoJo" is hard at work on it.

[DodgyAgent]

He will be, at the moment he's setting up the environment....

[LondonManc]

What a fantastic black hole project for a Tory-backing consultancy to win.....
Allegedly.

[MarillionFan]

A few predictions:
It will cost trillions.
It won't work. Not even almost.
There will be a data breach on an almost weekly basis.
Same old same old, basically...
And I still can't get hired on it

ftfy

[Mordac]

UK Home Office is creating mega database by stitching together ALL its gov records.

A few predictions:
It will cost trillions.
It won't work. Not even almost.
There will be a data breach on an almost weekly basis.
Same old same old, basically...

[DimPrawn]

Three predictions:

1) It will cost billions
2) It won't work properly
3) Nobody will be held accountable

4) Most of it will be done by external consultancy charging £1000/day per person, whilst simultaneously sending it to India for £10 per hour.

[Chuck]

UK Home Office is creating mega database by stitching together ALL its gov records.

Three predictions:

1) It will cost billions
2) It won't work properly
3) Nobody will be held accountable

[LondonManc]

Is Suity the dB designer?

No but he'll somehow ending up thinking he's responsible and post on here about how he's under pressure to complete it because the designer's a wankpuffin.