Have we done the chap in the morgue with his trousers down?

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Old Greg replied

6 May 2016, 12:10
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

MrsVetran told me she prefers reverse cowgirl.....

You're brave. I've heard about her strap-on.
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BrilloPad replied

6 May 2016, 11:36
Originally posted by vetran View Post

oh dear, we can see why you are the ex Mr Prawn.

Vetran in 'Ride em cowboy' mode!

MrsVetran told me she prefers reverse cowgirl.....
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vetran replied

6 May 2016, 11:34
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

After 10 years of marriage, is there much difference?

oh dear, we can see why you are the ex Mr Prawn.

Vetran in 'Ride em cowboy' mode!
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BrilloPad replied

6 May 2016, 10:33
Well I did a chap in a morgue once. Hard to do it without his trousers down. Olive oil made it easier.
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BrilloPad replied

6 May 2016, 10:33
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

After 10 years of marriage, is there much difference?

90% of husbands kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house. And vica-versa.....
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DimPrawn replied

6 May 2016, 10:28
After 10 years of marriage, is there much difference?
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vetran replied

6 May 2016, 10:12
The linked story is even worse

'I have SEX with corpses': Morgue worker claims necrophilia is 'part of training' in TV interview - Mirror Online

'I have SEX with corpses': Morgue worker claims necrophilia is 'part of training' in TV interview

The man, who says he has since been sacked and is being hunted by cops, claims living women wouldn't date him because of his 'morbid' job

An employee at a mortuary in Ghana has told how he had sex with dead women "many, many times" - claiming necrophilia is part of the job training.

The man claimed he worked in a morgue at a hospital, where he says he had sex with the corpses, reported VibeGhana.com.

Sharkur Lucas revealed that he was unable to get women to go out with him because of his 'morbid' job - so he had sex with the dead instead.

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Old Greg replied

6 May 2016, 09:54
Originally posted by zeitghost View Post

Man arrested 'with pants round ankles' after 'breaking into hospital morgue to have sex with a dead woman' - Mirror Online

Sorry it's not the Wail.

For dear old freako, this relates to a gentleman caught after breaking into a hospital morgue with necrophilia on his mind.

His Jim'll Fix It letter must have been lost in the post for ages.
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zeitghost started a topic Have we done the chap in the morgue with his trousers down?

6 May 2016, 09:47
Have we done the chap in the morgue with his trousers down?

Man arrested 'with pants round ankles' after 'breaking into hospital morgue to have sex with a dead woman' - Mirror Online

Sorry it's not the Wail.

For dear old freako, this relates to a gentleman caught after breaking into a hospital morgue with necrophilia on his mind.
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