Reply to: Is 12x a good ROI?

[Old Greg]

Then it's OK, but you ask first, not steal then seek forgiveness.

What if it's the other neighbour?

[WTFH]

What if your neighbour gives permission?

Then it's OK, but you ask first, not steal then seek forgiveness.

[greenlake]

Food securities are the way forward.

[Old Greg]

I think you'll find you can't make an "infinite return" on it.


1. Picking apples from a neighbour's tree is illegal, unless it is from a branch overhanging your garden.

What if your neighbour gives permission?

[fullyautomatix]

Apart from Methamphetamine I cannot think of any thing else that might provide such returns.

[diseasex]

I think you'll find you can't make an "infinite return" on it.


1. Picking apples from a neighbour's tree is illegal, unless it is from a branch overhanging your garden.
2. Same with taking them off their ground.
3. Selling them on your street is not going to give you much trade, so you'll have a month of business each year to hope that your neighbours want to buy apples from you.
4. How are you going to sell them? What are you going to use for your transactions?


It's like you haven't really thought it through at all, very unlike you!

How about we combine my infinite return with your 12x ? infinite x12 yield is better than infinite!

[WTFH]

I can make infinite return from gathering apples from neighbours apple tree and selling it on the street for 10p each

I think you'll find you can't make an "infinite return" on it.


1. Picking apples from a neighbour's tree is illegal, unless it is from a branch overhanging your garden.
2. Same with taking them off their ground.
3. Selling them on your street is not going to give you much trade, so you'll have a month of business each year to hope that your neighbours want to buy apples from you.
4. How are you going to sell them? What are you going to use for your transactions?


It's like you haven't really thought it through at all, very unlike you!

[diseasex]

I can make infinite return from gathering apples from neighbours apple tree and selling it on the street for 10p each

[WTFH]

You mean you scrape the bins at the end of the day at Tescos, then go do the pub and sell some mouldy sarnies.


Well done you.

There isn't a Tescos within 5 miles of me. Everything is ethical and above board.

[sasguru]

Not at all. He can just be lucky.

But what a humble-brag post.

WTFH : If you think you are skilled and not lucky then go all in. Remortgage your house, remortgage the kids. You could turn 100k into 1.2 mil in 12 months and then retire.

You can't retire on 1.2 million.
HTH.

[MarillionFan]

Oh, it's all above board, not Ponzi, and it's tax free. I've managed to repeat it over the last 5 years.


Food securities are the way forward.

You mean you scrape the bins at the end of the day at Tescos, then go do the pub and sell some mouldy sarnies.


Well done you.

[Unix]

So, you get 20x your investment back? How?

Sledges have a great profit margin

[WTFH]

As I said, still quite low. When I invest if I don't get back 20x guaranteed then you're probably being ripped off.

So, you get 20x your investment back? How?

[WTFH]

Oh, it's all above board, not Ponzi, and it's tax free. I've managed to repeat it over the last 5 years.


Food securities are the way forward.

[SimonMac]

Anything is possible, whether it is sustainable is another thing.

If you have made 12x in one year, good on you, but I doubt you will tell us the numbers and you did it so we will just have to believe you, I have turned a £10 in £130 playing the fruit machine at the local pub.

If you have done it over multiple years, then you won't be posting on here