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Sound advice. Given that the average mental age of the forum poster is 3, several could do with learning this.Originally posted by vetran View Postnope looks spot on.
Yes flushing the loo will spray a mist of feacal matter in the immediate area this is why you have 2 doors from the loo to the kitchen.
Flushing Lidless Toilet Sends Spray Of Diarrhea-Causing Bacteria Into The Air: Study
however you need to not wash your hands after flushing for this to be a major risk.
Put the lid down, make sure the door is shut, flush then wash your hands.
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Originally posted by original PM View Postapparently when you flush the loo loads of poo bacteria gets thrown up in the air like a big mushroom cloud of tiny turd particles...
so I would be surprised if pretty much every surface outside of sterile environments does not have some form of turd particle on it.
bit of a non storynope looks spot on.The programme said that the KFC in question had temporarily closed for a deep clean following a zero hygiene rating only weeks before the sample was taken.
In a statement, KFC said it was undertaking "a retraining programme with all team members on our standards for touch point cleaning and procedures".
The restaurant chain added that it took "food safety and hygiene extremely seriously".
Yes flushing the loo will spray a mist of feacal matter in the immediate area this is why you have 2 doors from the loo to the kitchen.
Flushing Lidless Toilet Sends Spray Of Diarrhea-Causing Bacteria Into The Air: Study
however you need to not wash your hands after flushing for this to be a major risk.
Put the lid down, make sure the door is shut, flush then wash your hands.
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apparently when you flush the loo loads of poo bacteria gets thrown up in the air like a big mushroom cloud of tiny turd particles...
so I would be surprised if pretty much every surface outside of sterile environments does not have some form of turd particle on it.
bit of a non story
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Which reminds me, how's your new cheffing job going?Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostTakeway places are generally staffed by the great unwashed, on very low pay, with a grudge.
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Takeway places are generally staffed by the great unwashed, on very low pay, with a grudge.
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