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  • diseasex
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    My mistress is just in the passport office. Feeding her kid. Some fat, ugly bloke is staring and drooling.

    She wants to give him a kick in the nuts. But under all that flab she reckons he would feel nothing.

    What should she do?
    call immigrants to help kick his ass

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Feeding her kid.
    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    you had another kid? what you trying to beat Suity for sheer numbers?

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  • vetran
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    you had another kid? what you trying to beat Suity for sheer numbers?

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  • BrilloPad
    started a topic Mistress trouble in the passport office

    Mistress trouble in the passport office

    My mistress is just in the passport office. Feeding her kid. Some fat, ugly bloke is staring and drooling.

    She wants to give him a kick in the nuts. But under all that flab she reckons he would feel nothing.

    What should she do?
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