Reply to: I'm amazed...

[MarillionFan]

"I have peed out of a moving train window - the older slam door type - but"

I once pissed all over the seats in a carriage(10+years ago). All the toilets were locked, I couldnt open a window, I was pissed. Ahhhhhhh

I then got stuck on the wrong train, got off at a station, punched a window out on the bridge, got back on a train and for some reason got nicked!!!

The swines

[Troll]

Mea Culpa

I also fart in lifts

[TheMonkey]

I sh1t on the floor on a Midland mainline train a few years ago. ALL the toilets were locked as there was a water problem on the train, which was non stop to St Pancras from bloody Leicester.

[Troll]

I have peed out of a moving train window - the older slam door type - but

1: I was pissed & bursting
2: All the toilets were locked due to being out of order
3: The train was deserted

[MarillionFan]

Bit harsh. We've all had a sh1t on the train at some point then smeared it across the windows haven't we. Haven't we???

[Troll]

Man on trains defecating charge

A man has been charged with causing more than £20,000 worth of criminal damage by defecating in train carriages across the south-east of England.

Bonney Eberndu, 36, of no fixed address, was arrested at Camberwell Green bus garage, in south-east London.

[hyperD]

Apparantly he smears it around the carriages so the trains require a full clean, including replacing the upholstry I believe. Plus the cost of cleaning, out of service, sanitising the carriage etc

Wife works for the company - will see if I can get the breakdown.

Just had a quick word with her: material costs are very expensive - for instance a seat cover costs around £50. Carpets are also very expensive and the total cost of repairs will be a few grand.

However, the biggest cost is the process of removing the train from the schedule, the cost and fines of the delays, changing the signalling schedule, the cost of the enquiry with the police and the horrendous paperwork involved.

[sasguru]

Have you tried poking it with a stick?

Don't. I'm eating lunch

[DaveB]

This story floats my boat.

Have you tried poking it with a stick?

[sasguru]

This story floats my boat.

[hyperD]

How much is she paying you to make sure the company stays afloat?

Eh?

[Ardesco]

How much is she paying you to make sure the company stays afloat?

somebody must be able to turn that into a witty comment about floaters.....

[Spacecadet]

Wife works for the company - will see if I can get the breakdown.

How much is she paying you to make sure the company stays afloat?

[hyperD]

Not just a plastic bag turned inside out then.

Apparantly he smears it around the carriages so the trains require a full clean, including replacing the upholstry I believe. Plus the cost of cleaning, out of service, sanitising the carriage etc

Wife works for the company - will see if I can get the breakdown.

[Clownio]

carriages have to be taken out of service, so add the shunting plus late/cancelled train costs on to that

So, we have to pay for their "shunting" as well do we. Nice work if you can get it.