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Previously on "Park to install coin-operated swings, a premium slide, and a members-only roundabout"

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  • barrydidit
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    FLC ended up with a charge of Gross Indecency for winking in the bushes at his park.

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  • darmstadt
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    I blame joggers: Council condemned for charging runners to use park | Life and style | The Guardian and that bloke down the road with the shifty eyes

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  • northernladuk
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    Busted

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    No I googled it so it must be right.
    Did you google? Or search from the daily mail site?

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Is that who your accountant told you to blame?
    No I googled it so it must be right.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    I blame immigration.
    Is that who your accountant told you to blame?

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  • SlipTheJab
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    I blame muslims.
    FTFY

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    From the same website -> Woman treats herself to wine and tampons

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  • filthy1980
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Was that the defence you used in court?
    personal use only not for sale or distribution

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by filthy1980 View Post
    taking pictures of yummy mummys
    I thought you'd stopped that since the ASBO?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by filthy1980 View Post
    if they mechanically swing too, then i'm all for them

    at least i won't have to stand behind three kids all pleading to be pushed higher - i can just sit on the bench pretending to play with my phone but actually secretly taking pictures of yummy mummys
    Was that the defence you used in court?

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  • filthy1980
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    if they mechanically swing too, then i'm all for them

    at least i won't have to stand behind three kids all pleading to be pushed higher - i can just sit on the bench pretending to play with my phone but actually secretly taking pictures of yummy mummys

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  • northernladuk
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    I blame immigration.

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  • Park to install coin-operated swings, a premium slide, and a members-only roundabout

    Park to install coin-operated swings, a premium slide, and a members-only roundabout

    sassy will be proud....

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