Whatever Happened to unemployeds Fantasy Ex Bird Thread?

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unemployed replied

13 April 2016, 11:59
Originally posted by vetran View Post

after I finished with her

I miss that girl. She was Swedish .

No worries, will have a new one by the weekend
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vetran replied

13 April 2016, 11:55
Originally posted by unemployed View Post

no surprise there

she was wetter than an engine room in a flooded canal boat.

after I finished with her
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unemployed replied

13 April 2016, 11:50
Originally posted by vetran View Post

FTFY

no surprise there

she was wetter than an engine room in a flooded canal boat.
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vetran replied

13 April 2016, 11:43
Originally posted by unemployed View Post

yep it`s full of Handsome Sexy Permies who have had your girlfriend

FTFY
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FatLazyContractor replied

13 April 2016, 11:38
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

Na, 3 dives, today, very close encounters with White Tip Sharks, in caves, on the 2nd and 3rd. A little scary but amazing at the same time.

Some of the best, I have ever done.

What? Sharks?

You pervert !
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BrilloPad replied

13 April 2016, 11:34
Originally posted by unemployed View Post

yep it`s full of sharks

FTFY
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unemployed replied

13 April 2016, 11:31
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

Na, 3 dives, today, very close encounters with White Tip Sharks, in caves, on the 2nd and 3rd. A little scary but amazing at the same time.

Some of the best, I have ever done.
You know Slough well then?

yep it`s full of tulipers
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MrMarkyMark replied

13 April 2016, 11:29
Originally posted by unemployed View Post

hmm, what shall i do next after my dive with the sharks ??? Ah yes i will post some Carp on a tulip forum.

Just admit you are in slough in a tanning booth getting your nails done .

Na, 3 dives, today, very close encounters with White Tip Sharks, in caves, on the 2nd and 3rd. A little scary but amazing at the same time.

Some of the best, I have ever done.
You know Slough well then?
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unemployed replied

13 April 2016, 11:11
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

Lovely dive with Thresher Sharks up close, this morning, beautiful .

hmm, what shall i do next after my dive with the sharks ??? Ah yes i will post some Carp on a tulip forum.

Just admit you are in slough in a tanning booth getting your nails done .
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MrMarkyMark replied

13 April 2016, 00:30
Originally posted by unemployed View Post

No the girl was real, that chunt markymark
Fake holiday man.

Lovely dive with Thresher Sharks up close, this morning, beautiful .

I'll leave the Jackanory, to you old chap.
Your life's, obviously so sad, you need to make things up, Walter Mitty the 2nd
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unemployed replied

12 April 2016, 16:40
Originally posted by greenlake View Post

Fake? Say it ain't so....

Is that the girl from alton towers?
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greenlake replied

12 April 2016, 16:32
Originally posted by unemployed View Post

Fake holiday man.

Fake? Say it ain't so....
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FatLazyContractor replied

12 April 2016, 13:14
Originally posted by unemployed View Post

No the girl was real, that chunt markymark
Fake holiday man.
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unemployed replied

12 April 2016, 13:13
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

Who? The bird?

You utter loser

MMM would have made her pregnant by now

No the girl was real, that chunt markymark
Fake holiday man.
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FatLazyContractor replied

12 April 2016, 13:11
Originally posted by unemployed View Post

Baiting again

Who? The bird?

You utter loser

MMM would have made her pregnant by now
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