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Previously on "Reasons to stay in the Philippines"

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by Bee View Post
    Are you tan or red? I bet you look like a lobster.
    Nope, I tan up like a local

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  • Bee
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    It's beautiful, hot and cheap.
    They don't tax you on overseas income (BTL's paradise).
    You can buy a nice bit of beach for around £250 K.
    You lose weight due to the heat and healthy food.
    The fishing is good.
    You don't have have see Gideon and his bunch of feckwits messing up the country on TV.
    You can do a little remote work to supplement your income, quick broadband is available.

    Obviously, if you are a single man there other attractive opportunities.
    I think even FLC could score here although after 6 months he would become know as SLC
    This look very healthy

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  • Bee
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    Are you tan or red? I bet you look like a lobster.

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Well, that means you've just confirmed to me that you are an idiot.
    Coming from you, surely, I have to take that as a compliment.

    Cheers

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    LOL....with the Mrs so not doing any bar girls

    Well, that means you've just confirmed to me that you are an idiot.

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    LOL....with the Mrs so not doing any bar girls
    What has the missus got to do anything with the mistress?

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Those bar girls. You do know it's not your winning personality and small cock they're after don't you.

    What's in your wallet?
    LOL....with the Mrs so not doing any bar girls

    How's the rash, cream doing any good?

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  • barrydidit
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    If we leave the EU, can we join the Philippines?
    They might want all their nurses back if we did that.

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  • BrilloPad
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    If we leave the EU, can we join the Philippines?

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    Yum, followed by extra yum. Provided you like fish, beef, rice, noodles, etc.
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Those bar girls. You do know it's not your winning personality and small cock they're after don't you.

    What's in your wallet?
    Do they sell pies there?

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    What's in your wallet?

    Condoms?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Is marmite available?

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  • MarillionFan
    replied
    Those bar girls. You do know it's not your winning personality and small cock they're after don't you.

    What's in your wallet?

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  • WTFH
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    How's the food?
    Yum, followed by extra yum. Provided you like fish, beef, rice, noodles, etc.

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    still here for another 10 days
    How's the food?

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