Write a Poem About Tories

[darmstadt]

A Tory is a thief, a scoundrel and a liar
Selling Britain to the highest buyer
But when it is their friend
Like a tree in the wind they bend
They can all **** off and drown in a quagmire

[d000hg]

I'm pretty sure tax was already paid on it through 2 generations of toil; and then IHT will come into effect. And then anything I earn on it will be taxed.

Telling other people what to do with their money makes you sound like a bitter leftie by the way.

[DodgyAgent]

A budget for those who aspire to a bed-sit
Tax cuts but Osborne can't relax
Duncan-Smith avoids the axe and quits
As benefits face the chop

perhaps you could spare the poor a few bits of your unearned inheritance

[DodgyAgent]

Budget for IT contractors
plus 'accounting stunts'
What a nasty bunch
of Jeremy Hunts

from #WriteAPoemAboutTories

FTFY

[flamel]

Jack said to his wife
It looks like times are lean
HMRC have been in their time machine
The Budget could **** us
Let's create a ruckus
Or we'll be left with no cash and no bean

[DimPrawn]

The Tories are chunts,
Voted for by twunts,
Run for the benefit of bankers,
Voted for by stupid *******,
But still 1.0E36 x better than Labour.

[d000hg]

A budget for those who aspire to a bed-sit
Tax cuts but Osborne can't relax
Duncan-Smith avoids the axe and quits
As benefits face the chop

[flamel]

Tories are a greedy bunch
Dismantling all they see
Selling the country to friends at lunch
When it already belongs to you and me

[MarillionFan]

There once was a Mayor called bumbling Boris
Who went to Parliament on a large Stegosaurus
Was he in, or was he out
Was he an opportunistic tosser, they'd all go and shout
Don't know, but he's ****ed up that Osbourne was the chorus

[LondonManc]

There once was a man called Dave
Whose policies weren't very brave
But he'd get lots of thanks
If he shafted the banks
While sending George to an early grave

[flamel]

Budget for the rich
plus 'accounting stunts'
What a nasty bunch
of Jeremy Hunts

from #WriteAPoemAboutTories