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teapot418 replied

9 June 2016, 22:08
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

Er, everything?

Hang on, I'm seeing the words "Silicon Cup" in your photo. Assuming you haven't enjoyed some malicious form of artistic licence, he's basically saying he's a fake tit.

Silcon cup = green alternative to tampons.

See Mooncup Menstrual Cup | Home

No more tampon tax, whether or not we leave the EU.
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Mordac replied

9 June 2016, 21:53
Originally posted by vetran View Post

With you or at you?

you will never know!

Really not bothered, just very desperate...
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vetran replied

9 June 2016, 21:43
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

Laugh someone, for fecks sake. I work hard at these little gems y'know.

With you or at you?

you will never know!
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Mordac replied

9 June 2016, 20:33
Originally posted by Mordac View Post

Er, everything?

Hang on, I'm seeing the words "Silicon Cup" in your photo. Assuming you haven't enjoyed some malicious form of artistic licence, he's basically saying he's a fake tit.

Laugh someone, for fecks sake. I work hard at these little gems y'know.
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Mordac replied

9 June 2016, 16:02
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

What could possibly go wrong?

Er, everything?

Hang on, I'm seeing the words "Silicon Cup" in your photo. Assuming you haven't enjoyed some malicious form of artistic licence, he's basically saying he's a fake tit.

Last edited by Mordac; 9 June 2016, 16:05.
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MrMarkyMark replied

9 June 2016, 15:46
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

I'll bring cash, but i insist that my business partner Dominic Chappell is on the board.

What could possibly go wrong?
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Mordac replied

9 June 2016, 15:44
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Chopping board
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AtW replied

9 June 2016, 15:41
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

I'll bring cash, but i insist that my business partner Dominic Chappell is on the board.

Chopping board
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MarillionFan replied

9 June 2016, 15:30
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Cash or cheque?

I'll bring cash, but i insist that my business partner Dominic Chappell is on the board.
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Mordac replied

9 June 2016, 15:29
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

Now this is getting mighty confusing

Best not intrude upon a lovers tiff, just leave them to it...
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FatLazyContractor replied

9 June 2016, 15:29
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Cash or cheque?

Cash in denominations of 10 pence. So while you bend over to pick them up ........
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AtW replied

9 June 2016, 15:28
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

10 quid, but i want 50%.

Cash or cheque?
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MrMarkyMark replied

9 June 2016, 15:23
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

AtW is MFs toyboy

Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

His Wife's.

Originally posted by AtW View Post

You can't afford it...

Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

10 quid, but i want 50%.

Now this is getting mighty confusing
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MarillionFan replied

9 June 2016, 15:17
Originally posted by AtW View Post

You can't afford it...

10 quid, but i want 50%.
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FatLazyContractor replied

9 June 2016, 15:17
Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post

AtW is MFs toyboy

His Wife's.
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