Reply to: Cheltenham Festival

[Martin Scroatman]

Hotels in Cheltenham/Gloucester literally 10x normal price this week too.

The tulip-hole I stay in Gloucester sometimes normally £40 or so. £450 this week :-(

On the plus side for me usually extra trains. And no-one on them going to races at 7am or coming home at 5pm (racing still on).

I was gonna say you could always try the services but a mate of mine was telling me Days Inn at Michael Wood & Strensham are both chocca this week.

[LondonManc]

Lucky 15 £30 punt brings in £425. Thank you very much and good day to you all.

[FatLazyContractor]

Incredible Ladies' Day brawl caught on camera as women pull hair and punch at Australia’s Rosehill Races - Mirror Online

[FatLazyContractor]

Experience of?

My friend Mark..

[LondonManc]

Nah a fluffy one would be better.

A fluffy hooker?
Is that because you're a hooky fluffer?

[psychocandy]

Can you not just find an in-call Gloucester hooker? They are cheap around there, £100 per night.

HTH

Experience of?

[psychocandy]

PC would find the one from the rugby club nqat.

Nah a fluffy one would be better.

[LondonManc]

Can you not just find an in-call Gloucester hooker? They are cheap around there, £100 per night.

HTH

PC would find the one from the rugby club nqat.

[FatLazyContractor]

Hotels in Cheltenham/Gloucester literally 10x normal price this week too.

The tulip-hole I stay in Gloucester sometimes normally £40 or so. £450 this week :-(

On the plus side for me usually extra trains. And no-one on them going to races at 7am or coming home at 5pm (racing still on).

Can you not just find an in-call Gloucester hooker? They are cheap around there, £100 per night.

HTH

[LondonManc]

Alien Guide To Human Apes - Chapter 4, Social Activities: 'Horse Racing'

Some apes enjoy participation in an activity called 'Horse Racing'.
In 'Horse Racing' male apes sit on horses which are made to gallop around a field several times; the speed and direction of
horse travel is controlled by the male apes using forceful direction of the horse's head and whipping of it's hind quarters.
Other male and female apes watch and 'bet money' on which horse-ape completes the laps of the field first.

During the 'Horse Racing' a majority of betting apes will orally consume a drug called 'alcohol' which temporally impaires their judgements and abilities physically and mentally.

Most male betting apes dress in a similar way, female betting apes attempt to dress individually, often in an attempt to sexually attract the male betting apes.

[NickFitz]

Hotels in Cheltenham/Gloucester literally 10x normal price this week too.

The tulip-hole I stay in Gloucester sometimes normally £40 or so. £450 this week :-(

On the plus side for me usually extra trains. And no-one on them going to races at 7am or coming home at 5pm (racing still on).

Beer prices up in the pubs too. Back in 2000 our local charged an extra 20p a pint for the duration

I see it's a Costa Coffee now. That'll learn 'em

[SunnyInHades]

Alien Guide To Human Apes - Chapter 4, Social Activities: 'Horse Racing'

Some apes enjoy participation in an activity called 'Horse Racing'.
In 'Horse Racing' male apes sit on horses which are made to gallop around a field several times; the speed and direction of
horse travel is controlled by the male apes using forceful direction of the horse's head and whipping of it's hind quarters.
Other male and female apes watch and 'bet money' on which horse-ape completes the laps of the field first.

During the 'Horse Racing' a majority of betting apes will orally consume a drug called 'alcohol' which temporally impaires their judgements and abilities physically and mentally.

Most male betting apes dress in a similar way, female betting apes attempt to dress individually, often in an attempt to sexually attract the male betting apes.

[psychocandy]

My Dad used to be a taxi driver in the area, so he was interested. Kerching.

Hotels in Cheltenham/Gloucester literally 10x normal price this week too.

The tulip-hole I stay in Gloucester sometimes normally £40 or so. £450 this week :-(

On the plus side for me usually extra trains. And no-one on them going to races at 7am or coming home at 5pm (racing still on).

[LondonManc]

No.

Thanks legion.

[FatLazyContractor]

...and the streets of Cheltenham with pissed Irish.

Then it will be a party for your backside