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DimPrawn replied

4 March 2016, 13:23
The Suity

Prolific breeder, the Suity is; At one extreme a tale of woe, at the other, a condom should go.
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WTFH started a topic Thread Dittie Humour

4 March 2016, 12:35
Thread Dittie Humour

The Turtle
The turtle lives twixt plated decks Which practically conceal its sex. I think it clever of the turtle In such a fix to be so fertile.

The Cow
The cow is of bovine ilk; One end is moo, the other is milk.
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