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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post

    MF is in trouble:

    A big belly makes your penis look smaller, and if you can't see it at all when you look down you need to get a grip quickly. You’re at high risk of type two diabetes and arterial disease, which can also affect the frequency and firmness of your erections.
    I can confirm that he has both

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  • vetran
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    poor MM

    Science of course requires proper measurement. The average erect gorilla penis is only 3cm
    NF fares better
    average chimp sports 8cm erect
    luckily I'm above average
    the average human penis today stands at around 13cm.
    MF is in trouble:
    A big belly makes your penis look smaller, and if you can't see it at all when you look down you need to get a grip quickly. You’re at high risk of type two diabetes and arterial disease, which can also affect the frequency and firmness of your erections.

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  • barrydidit
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

    Gidiot wants to grab your penis pot, watch out.
    I should have suspected this. He won't leave me with a pot to piss in the way he's going.

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  • SimonMac
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    I've never been happier to be "above average"

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  • DimPrawn
    started a topic More penis doom

    More penis doom

    Penises are getting smaller: fact or fiction? - Telegraph

    Gidiot wants to grab your penis pot, watch out.

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