Reply to: Air Travel Myths

[MrMarkyMark]

You are so full of tulip that a simple enema will be enough to fit you in AtW's wallet.

[FatLazyContractor]

I don't need to post that you're a **** when I'm on the plane. If I'm not posting it, just assume I'm thinking it anyway.

You are so full of tulip that a simple enema will be enough to fit you in AtW's wallet.

[clearedforlanding]

The Marillion Fan Flying Quiz Part 1.

What is the best First Class Seat on a BA 744?
It is blocked off so only certain customers can book it, which ones?
What is the second best seat? Is it also blocked off?
If one passenger is Gold/GGL, and the other silver can the two best seats be blocked of by the Gold/GGL?
If flying as a couple why would you prefer 4E & 4F instead of 5E & 5F?
If you don´t like your wife why would 1A & 2A or 1K & 2K be the best choice?
On a 777 which seat gives you the least bother from light from the bogs?
Assuming you have procreated why would you want your child to be in 2E and yourself in 3A?
What is the significance of the "Black Mug" in the T5 CCR?

How do you feel about the AF F (La Premiere) hard & soft product?

[AtW]

I don't need to post that you're a **** when I'm on the plane. If I'm not posting it, just assume I'm thinking it anyway.

[MarillionFan]

Can't believe that your flight doesn't include inflight wi-fi

I don't need to post that you're a **** when I'm on the plane. If I'm not posting it, just assume I'm thinking it anyway.

[MrMarkyMark]

FTFY

Can't believe that Walter Mitty Air doesn't include inflight wi-fi

[FatLazyContractor]

Sorry I have been unable to respond to this thread.

I was flying.

Can't believe that your flight doesn't include inflight wi-fi

[clearedforlanding]

Sorry I have been unable to respond to this thread.

I was flying.

On this occasion i do not doubt you.

[MarillionFan]

Sorry I have been unable to respond to this thread.

I was flying.

[MrMarkyMark]

FTFY

I bet MF has lots of stories about dead prostitutes in the seat next to him in First Class.

Oh, hang on, he isn't a truck driver, is he?

[FatLazyContractor]

I bet MF has lots of stories about dead bodies in the seat next to him in First Class. I bet he doesn't mention how many were put there dead or how many died of boredom and despair while he was recounting his tales.

Aptly, isn't the thread named 'Air travel myths' ?

[northernladuk]

I bet MF has lots of stories about dead bodies in the seat next to him in First Class. I bet he doesn't mention how many were put there dead or how many died of boredom and despair while he was recounting his tales.

[MrMarkyMark]

I was reminded of you and MF when I watched the elephant scene in the movie Grimsby

You need to lay off whatever you are ingesting, big man.

It seems the "Yorkshire water" is not enough to wash those impurities through

[clearedforlanding]

I well remember being on a Leeds - Dublin flight one morning, gliding in very gently past the Hill of Howth, wave to Bono, and someone hadn't set their phone to flight mode, caught a signal and receives a call, ring tone being 'WAIL, WAIL, PULL UP; WAIL, WAIL, PULL UP.....'

I thought it very British (and/or Irish) that no one batted an eyelid.....

It is also very British for the PIC to accept being called a 'retard' repeatedly on landing.

[FatLazyContractor]

The new movies arrived, then

I was reminded of you and MF when I watched the elephant scene in the movie Grimsby