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But Joanne, 41, admits there is one thing missing from her life - a man.
"I would like to meet someone," she said. "I've had few boyfriends, but I know I'm a bit of a novelty and once that novelty wears off, well, most people find me quite hard to live with. But I haven't entirely given up hope – I mean, I still like to think that I am a pretty good catch.
I would have their tea on their table when they came home from work, I'd do their washing and ironing. In fact, I'd take care of everything. The only problem is that most people who want that kind of housewife are either in their 90s or dead.
I might just have to accept that I was born just a few decades too late. But until then I will keep on looking."
Any potential suitor would have to adapt to Joanne's bizarre lifestyle.
"I would like to meet someone," she said. "I've had few boyfriends, but I know I'm a bit of a novelty and once that novelty wears off, well, most people find me quite hard to live with. But I haven't entirely given up hope – I mean, I still like to think that I am a pretty good catch.
I would have their tea on their table when they came home from work, I'd do their washing and ironing. In fact, I'd take care of everything. The only problem is that most people who want that kind of housewife are either in their 90s or dead.
I might just have to accept that I was born just a few decades too late. But until then I will keep on looking."
Any potential suitor would have to adapt to Joanne's bizarre lifestyle.
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