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Previously on "Breakfast...I have decided"

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  • DimPrawn
    replied
    Originally posted by Uncle Albert View Post
    It's not the EU you need to worry about it's the NHS fat police. You'll be rounded up and set for compulsory re-education.
    You're right, need someting to move the bowels....

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by Chuck View Post
    The EU will not be happy. They want you to eat snails, frogs and horse for breakfast, while you smoke 20 cigarettes.
    and stuff your face with croissants with no butter or jam, just dipped in black coffee!

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by Uncle Albert View Post
    It's not the EU you need to worry about it's the NHS fat police. You'll be rounded up and set for compulsory re-education.
    I will send this to MF through PM.

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  • LondonManc
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    Originally posted by Uncle Albert View Post
    It's not the EU you need to worry about it's the NHS fat police. You'll be rounded up and set for compulsory re-education.

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  • Uncle Albert
    replied
    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    IN with bacon.
    IN with eggs
    IN with black pudding
    IN with hash browns

    OUT with baked beans (they make me fart)
    OUT with mushrooms (the remind me of slugs)

    And there's nothing the EU can do to stop me! Nom nom nom.
    It's not the EU you need to worry about it's the NHS fat police. You'll be rounded up and set for compulsory re-education.

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  • PurpleGorilla
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    They call it a full Scottish breakfast north of the border.

    LMFAO. Why did you vote to remain?

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  • VectraMan
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    What about the Emulsified High-Fat Offal Tube?

    https://youtu.be/OzeDZtx3wUw?t=71

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  • Chuck
    replied
    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    IN with bacon.
    IN with eggs
    IN with black pudding
    IN with hash browns

    OUT with baked beans (they make me fart)
    OUT with mushrooms (the remind me of slugs)

    And there's nothing the EU can do to stop me! Nom nom nom.
    The EU will not be happy. They want you to eat snails, frogs and horse for breakfast, while you smoke 20 cigarettes.

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  • DimPrawn
    replied
    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    The widely available Danish one?
    Foreign muck!

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    IN with bacon.
    .
    The widely available Danish one?

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  • DimPrawn
    started a topic Breakfast...I have decided

    Breakfast...I have decided

    IN with bacon.
    IN with eggs
    IN with black pudding
    IN with hash browns

    OUT with baked beans (they make me fart)
    OUT with mushrooms (the remind me of slugs)

    And there's nothing the EU can do to stop me! Nom nom nom.

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