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[BoredBloke]

Didn't that peace loving hippy Lennon once get accused of kicking somebody to death or something like that

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or she fell at the first hurdle

[Flubster]

Mills is givings evidence...

Heather Mills-McCartney: "He beat me black and blue, your honour..."

Judge: "Well, if that's the case and you feared for your life, then tell me why, after the first 'altercation' did you not just simply run away"

Court collapses in laughter................

I don;t reckon she's got a leg to stand on....

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California Divorce Court

Mills is givings evidence...

Heather Mills-McCartney: "He beat me black and blue, your honour..."

Judge: "Well, if that's the case and you feared for your life, then tell me why, after the first 'altercation' did you not just simply run away"

Court collapses in laughter................

[wendigo100]

Lennon and McCartney were both tw@ts, but they wrote good music.

McCartney is probably the bigger tw@t, almost up there with Bono.

[wonderwaif]

Lennon was an utter twat, Imagine - total drivel

Don't hold back Xoggoth, what did you really think?

[Masher]

Great headline opportunities:

"Did Macca Smack 'er?"

"Macca Smacks Slapper"

[AtW]

She would not do it because if she did, then he would not be legal owner of the fortune and thus her marriage is really with poor folk rather than rich sugar daddy.

Mental note: before marriage vows put bride through lie detector.

[PRC1964]

If it can be proven in court that she was an escort girl, or to put it rudely a whore then I am not sure how credible her testimony will be.

Don't have any sympathy for McC - if it was him shot instead of Lennon then I think world would have been better off on aggregate.

As I pointed out a few days back, Paul McCartney is an imposter http://forums.contractoruk.com/thread11038.html All she has to do is show the evedince to the court and I'm sure she will get whatever she wants.

[xoggoth]

Lennon was an utter twat, Imagine - total drivel

[AtW]

If it can be proven in court that she was an escort girl, or to put it rudely a whore then I am not sure how credible her testimony will be.

Don't have any sympathy for McC - if it was him shot instead of Lennon then I think world would have been better off on aggregate.

[sir john prescott]

I thought you were on about a new trouser design. I could do with one of them in the office.

[Alf W]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6064358.stm

I always knew there was a dark side to Paul McCartney