Reply to: Look at me threads

[OwlHoot]

I'm selling all the property now and investing all the millions in this stock.

https://www.google.co.uk/finance?cid=1072401864985500

God, Google Finance now. Is there no pie they don't have their fingers in?!

[AtW]

I'm selling all the property now and investing all the millions in this stock.

https://www.google.co.uk/finance?cid=1072401864985500

Live stock to help you with some BS?

[DimPrawn]

He sold at peak gold price. Spent it all on property. You just cannot lose.

I'm selling all the property now and investing all the millions in this stock.

https://www.google.co.uk/finance?cid=1072401864985500

[BrilloPad]

You mean you don't have crates of gold bullion buried at the end of your garden?!

My world is falling apart!

He sold at peak gold price. Spent it all on property. You just cannot lose.

[OwlHoot]

Exactly!

You mean you don't have crates of gold bullion buried at the end of your garden?!

My world is falling apart!

[LondonManc]

FTFY

Surely a Jacuzzi fart rather than a brainfart?

[scooterscot]

This thread was the result of a brain fart

FTFY

[DimPrawn]

Oh come on! This is a contractor forum! We have a requirement to have confidence within our own abilities otherwise how we would convince clients to part with X amount of cash per day.

The look at me threads are not really a concern, just click to reply or just ignore them. Many perms think that contractors are a bit flashy because we can afford to get proper coffees whilst they are stuck getting sludge from the machines!

This thread was somewhat tongue in cheek folks.

[ContractorHardman]

Oh come on! This is a contractor forum! We have a requirement to have confidence within our own abilities otherwise how we would convince clients to part with X amount of cash per day.

The look at me threads are not really a concern, just click to reply or just ignore them. Many perms think that contractors are a bit flashy because we can afford to get proper coffees whilst they are stuck getting sludge from the machines!

[FatLazyContractor]

Just reading this from the Jacuzzi on the balcony of my hotel suite. You guys make me laff.

Don't laugh too hard, or you will end up with diarrhea in your Jacuzzi

[MarillionFan]

Just reading this from the Jacuzzi on the balcony of my hotel suite. You guys make me laff.

[PurpleGorilla]

I got a Desmond [emoji102]

[seanraaron]

I just assume all the dancing banana bullsh*t is ironic, so those threads don't bother me and I get a good laugh at the OP thanking people for their kind wishes to boot!

[DimPrawn]

The sooner this thread dies, the better.

I've asked my butler to kill it.

HTH BIDI

[WTFH]

Boasting on a forum == low self esteem. I know this because I came top of my class in Psychology and everybody loved me and I earn loads now.

Funny that, I came second in the "making love to a beautiful woman" class.




...she was happy.