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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
    Doors - Desirable Requirement
    Sometimes, you really do need to call in the experts....

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  • LondonManc
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    Originally posted by Mincepie View Post
    I have never understood why Pizza is so relatively expensive as a take away option, maybe my driver has a Rolls or something
    Think all the money went on the neon sign rather than the ingredients at our local

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  • Mincepie
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    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
    It's all relative really. Our local "pizza" shop switched from a Micra to a Matiz. Wish they switch from plastic cheese to proper cheese.
    I have never understood why Pizza is so relatively expensive as a take away option, maybe my driver has a Rolls or something

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  • LondonManc
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    Originally posted by Mincepie View Post
    Is that better or worse than a Micra?
    It's all relative really. Our local "pizza" shop switched from a Micra to a Matiz. Wish they switch from plastic cheese to proper cheese.

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  • Mincepie
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    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
    You can probably pick a Matiz up for a couple of hundred. Pence.
    Is that better or worse than a Micra?

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  • LondonManc
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    Originally posted by Mincepie View Post
    I get text messages asking if i want to deliver Pizzas for Dominos but i dont have a Nissan Micra anymore so i never reply
    You can probably pick a Matiz up for a couple of hundred. Pence.

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  • Mincepie
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    I get text messages asking if i want to deliver Pizzas for Dominos but i dont have a Nissan Micra anymore so i never reply

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  • LondonManc
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    Doors - Desirable Requirement

    Someone's building a house then?

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  • DimPrawn
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    Getting completely irrelevant job offers from agents isn't exactly new or a noteworthy thing.

    I get lots of jobs about delivering parcels and CNC machine operators, probably because I've got the keywords project delivery and machine learning on my CV.

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  • WTFH
    started a topic Job offer of the day...

    Job offer of the day...

    Don't miss this one, particularly if you want to be paid 0-2 per day. Also, it's a requirement that you know DOORS, it's also desirable if you know DOORS...


    System Engineer / East Sussex / 6 Months / ?0 - ?2 / DOORS, UML

    Role: System Engineer
    Location: Hastings
    Length: 6 Months (Extension likely)
    Day Rate:
    ?0 - ?2
    Key Skills: SC Cleared, UML, DOORS

    A market leading defence organisation is currently looking at recruiting multiple System Engineers for a large scale, long term project.

    Essential Skills:

    - DOORS (Requirement Management)
    - UML
    - SC Cleared
    - Data Link - Link 11, Link 16 or Link 22 (Desirable)
    - DOORS (Desirable)
    - Avionics or Aerospace (Desirable)
    - DO-178B (Desirable)



    (absolutely no idea why it was sent to me)

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