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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Although my sister's dog does seem to find a ball every time she takes him for a walk, so there are presumably millions of unfound balls littering the countryside
    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    Most of them probably belong to members of the male congregation on here....
    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    Most of them probably belong to members of the male congregation on here....

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    It was an attempt at a cheap joke.

    Although my sister's dog does seem to find a ball every time she takes him for a walk, so there are presumably millions of unfound balls littering the countryside
    Most of them probably belong to members of the male congregation on here....

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    Not the dogs I know.

    You find their toy or else...
    It was an attempt at a cheap joke.

    Although my sister's dog does seem to find a ball every time she takes him for a walk, so there are presumably millions of unfound balls littering the countryside

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Balls get lost in bushes.
    Not the dogs I know.

    You find their toy or else...

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  • seanraaron
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    Maybe he means balling the dog? Still animal cruelty, that.

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  • AJ1982
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    Originally posted by NigelJK View Post
    Same dog, throw instead of ball.
    Animal cruelty? Or rubber dog?

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  • NigelJK
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    Smaller dog or bigger ball?
    Same dog, throw instead of ball.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Isn't that Darwinism at work?

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  • AJ1982
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    Originally posted by clearedforlanding View Post
    Try again with a smaller dog.
    Smaller dog or bigger ball?

    Crikey they will be telling us we cant feed the ducks now... oh wait (!)

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    FTFY

    Originally posted by clearedforlanding View Post
    Oh, so that is what George Michael is looking for at night on Clapham Common.

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  • clearedforlanding
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    Originally posted by AJ1982 View Post
    What if they accidentally swallow the ball?
    Try again with a smaller dog.

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  • clearedforlanding
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Balls get lost in bushes.
    Oh, so that is what all the men are looking for at night on Clapham Common.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Balls get lost in bushes.
    causing countryside litter and possible ill effects to passing wildlife.

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  • mudskipper
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    Balls get lost in bushes.

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