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You could've ftfm skippy.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostThis is a most unpleasant thread.
And it's 'Cue' not 'Queue'.
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What?!Originally posted by OnceStonedRose View PostYou are mistaken Markus, the performing seal routine is down the road........
You are going to make us wait for it?
I tell you something, this better be good
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You are mistaken Markus, the performing seal routine is down the road........Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostI believe they are just waiting for you to show how true comedy is performed.
Don't hold back
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Don't forget his dog syndromeOriginally posted by OnceStonedRose View PostJoey, not heard that in time.... Quality.
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I believe they are just waiting for you to show how true comedy is performed.Originally posted by OnceStonedRose View PostAhhhh, there we go. Comedy guru's everywhere! Whadda guy.
Don't hold back
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So the jokes as old as Joey thenOriginally posted by OnceStonedRose View PostYeah, like a spazzier version of a spaz, that's right.
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Ahhhh, there we go. Comedy guru's everywhere! Whadda guy.Originally posted by I just need to test it View PostFTFY
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Yep. Hence -> 93Originally posted by d000hg View PostSame vein as a spaz I think, though I'm not sure exactly... A Down's sufferer?
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Yeah, like a spazzier version of a spaz, that's right.Originally posted by d000hg View PostSame vein as a spaz I think, though I'm not sure exactly... A Down's sufferer?
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Same vein as a spaz I think, though I'm not sure exactly... A Down's sufferer?
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