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Dactylion replied

13 January 2016, 16:32
Originally posted by vetran View Post

the swear filter wouldn't allow him to type what he wanted to say.

Originally posted by administrator View Post

.....daffodil.........daffodil.........daffodil... ......daffodil.........daffodil.........daffodil.. .......daffodil.........daffodil....
Twunt Ferrero Rocher.....daffodil.........daffodil.........daffo dil.........daffodil....

Mmmmm I see what you mean.
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MrMarkyMark replied

13 January 2016, 15:17
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

I hear he bites their heads off while laughing manically.

That is part of his commission, I just mentioned
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mudskipper replied

13 January 2016, 15:16
Originally posted by administrator View Post

...and a box of Jelly Babies from DA.

I hear he bites their heads off while laughing manically.
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MrMarkyMark replied

13 January 2016, 14:52
FTFY

Originally posted by administrator View Post

Nope, got some prawn salad (M&S, no less) and a box of Jelly Babies, minus his commission, from DA.
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SimonMac replied

13 January 2016, 14:06
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

How come I didn't win Forum Personality again this year? Is 50p and half a packet of Crisps not enough?

You are lacking one of the pre-requisites, a personality!
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SimonMac replied

13 January 2016, 14:05
Originally posted by administrator View Post

I am greatly displeased by the lack of replies this thread has received

tulip the boss is back, looks busy everyone
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barrydidit replied

13 January 2016, 14:04
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

You are a very kind and a politically correct man, I see.

When he says 'big man', what he means is you're the only chunt in history to get taller when you lie on the floor.
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vetran replied

13 January 2016, 14:03
Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post

You are a very kind and a politically correct man, I see.

the swear filter wouldn't allow him to type what he wanted to say.
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FatLazyContractor replied

13 January 2016, 14:00
Originally posted by administrator View Post

You need to up your game big man. A box of Ferrero Rocher next year and it's yours

You are a very kind and a politically correct man, I see.
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administrator replied

13 January 2016, 13:58
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

How come I didn't win Forum Personality again this year? Is 50p and half a packet of Crisps not enough?

Nope, got some prawn salad (M&S, no less) and a box of Jelly Babies from DA. Lisa sorted us out with a surprise bucket meal and a bottle of Vaodka just as we were counting the votes, seeing double after the booze - we were counting CUs votes at the time. Which was nice. You need to up your game big man. A box of Ferrero Rocher next year and it's yours
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TestMangler replied

13 January 2016, 13:58
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

How come I didn't win Forum Personality again this year? Is 50p and half a packet of Crisps not enough?

It usually is for your Mrs.
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FatLazyContractor replied

13 January 2016, 13:54
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

How come I didn't win Forum Personality again this year? Is 50p and half a packet of Crisps not enough?

What makes you think everyone falls flat for food, you chunt?
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MarillionFan replied

13 January 2016, 13:52
Originally posted by administrator View Post

I am greatly displeased by the lack of replies this thread has received

How come I didn't win Forum Personality again this year? Is 50p and half a packet of Crisps not enough?
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FatLazyContractor replied

13 January 2016, 13:52
Originally posted by administrator View Post

I am greatly displeased by the lack of replies this thread has received

Anyway, isn't it time to declare the real results?
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FatLazyContractor replied

13 January 2016, 13:50
Originally posted by Troll View Post

Place has gone to the Trolls

FTFY
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