Reply to: Things to do in Leeds

[MrMarkyMark]

The permie next to me was just lamenting that he'd forgotten to get his pork out of the freezer this morning. Seems he must have a bad dose this time.

Right next to you?
You don't share anything with this filthy heathen, do you?

If so, you may have to ask Mr Mac to send over that cream, once he is done with it.

[barrydidit]

The permie next to me was just lamenting that he'd forgotten to get his pork out of the freezer this morning. Seems he must have a bad dose this time.

[MrMarkyMark]

They are not that rare up here, they are potent and plentiful!

How did that cream work out, in the end, rash gone?

[SimonMac]

I believe all CFL has left of his Leeds trip is a terrible hangover and possibly a rare STD.

They are not that rare up here, they are potent and plentiful!

[barrydidit]

I believe all CFL has left of his Leeds trip is a terrible hangover and possibly a rare STD.

Coming over here, catching our diseases

[MrMarkyMark]

It's only about an hour away from York by train Leeds has a pretty robust reputation and is not doing so well these days but it has a lot of history so there will be a lot there to see if you like pottering about looking at buildings and so forth.

I believe all CFL has left of his Leeds trip is a terrible hangover and possibly a rare STD.

[d000hg]

It's only about an hour away from York by train Leeds has a pretty robust reputation and is not doing so well these days but it has a lot of history so there will be a lot there to see if you like pottering about looking at buildings and so forth.

[Chuck]

I bumped in to an Elvis Presley lookalike convention in a pub in Leeds once. None of them looked remotely like Elvis.

I got very drunk with them. A marvellous night in a tuliphole of a town.

[clearedforlanding]

Seems it's taken a full week to sober up enough to long on to CUK. That's quite pished.

Yeah things got very messy in Leeds. In Spain getting drunk is a consequence of going out, I had forgotten that in the UK it is the purpose. Showing up with a serious head start cost me dearly.

[MrMarkyMark]

Ryanair cabin crew, do you seriously have to ask? My ex (Iberia Cabin Crew, now FO hard-working lass) told me that the the industry nickname for them was chickens due to the bleached hair and pony tail with Croydon facelift effect. Make of that what you will.

On a scale of 1-10 where would you place taking a spare stool at the police inspection point after passport control and rambling on to the female PC on the other stool upon arrival at LBA?

Not really, I was only asking for comedy value

Force 7 - Extremely strong gusts from the north causing trees to fall and transport to be disrupted.

Not bad, for a school day.

You could have gained extra points if you had taken 3 drops of Californian purple sunshine, before you boarded, though.

So I have been told.

[clearedforlanding]

May not be such a bad thing, were any of them fit?



WOW, MF eat your heart out



Scale of 1-10, please.

For example:-

1 = A light breeze
10 = A full blown hurricane, that gets all other passengers immediately donning oxygen.

Thanks

Ryanair cabin crew, do you seriously have to ask? My ex (Iberia Cabin Crew, now FO hard-working lass) told me that the the industry nickname for them was chickens due to the bleached hair and pony tail with Croydon facelift effect. Make of that what you will.

On a scale of 1-10 where would you place taking a spare stool at the police inspection point after passport control and rambling on to the female PC on the other stool upon arrival at LBA?

[MrMarkyMark]

Seems it's taken a full week to sober up enough to long on to CUK. That's quite pished.

He could have been "tied up" in other ways

[barrydidit]

Seems it's taken a full week to sober up enough to long on to CUK. That's quite pished.

[MrMarkyMark]

Well apart from sitting eyeball to eyeball with the cabin crew

May not be such a bad thing, were any of them fit?

first in line for the scratch cards

WOW, MF eat your heart out

Considering the state of inebriation I was in it was a very uncomfortable situation.

Scale of 1-10, please.

For example:-

1 = A light breeze
10 = A full blown hurricane, that gets all other passengers immediately donning oxygen.

Thanks

[clearedforlanding]

Would have joined, if I wasn't so far from Leeds

Let us know about Ryan Airs "business offering"

Well apart from sitting eyeball to eyeball with the cabin crew, kind of like BA J Ying Yang configuration with a stranger only bolt upright and first in line for the scratch cards, there wasn't much to it. Considering the state of inebriation I was in it was a very uncomfortable situation.

1. Priority Boarding - Never understood the point of this when seating is assigned.
2. Luggage - Irrelevant to short-haul business travel.
3. Flexible ticket - All very well but i could have bought 20 normal tickets for the same price and experience.