Extra Terrestrial life

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BrilloPad replied

24 December 2015, 13:41
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

cant remember what it was called now but it was about some bird meeting up with a jedi , or something.

Was it one of these :-

Star Wars Porn Reviews
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EternalOptimist replied

24 December 2015, 13:32
Originally posted by BolshieBastard View Post

Havent seen a single science based documentary suggest aliens would even speak never mind use English or scottish. What programmes have you been watching?

cant remember what it was called now but it was about some bird meeting up with a jedi , or something.
first order cr@p it was
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BolshieBastard replied

24 December 2015, 13:15
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

I have been watching a lot of science based documentaries lately.

What are the chances of alien life speaking English ? higher than 90% it seems

Hostile aliens will have an English accent
Friendly aliens will have a US or Scottish accent

Havent seen a single science based documentary suggest aliens would even speak never mind use English or scottish. What programmes have you been watching?
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greenlake replied

23 December 2015, 18:50
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

What are the chances of alien life speaking English ? higher than 90% it seems

Hostile aliens will have an English accent
Friendly aliens will have a US or Scottish accent
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AtW replied

23 December 2015, 18:44
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Zeity speaks Welsh. Though I am never sure if he is friendly or hostile...

Depends on whether you are one his esteemed customers or not ...
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DaveB replied

23 December 2015, 18:28
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Zeity speaks Welsh. Though I am never sure if he is friendly or hostile...

Depends how long it's been since he last ate.
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BrilloPad replied

23 December 2015, 15:32
Zeity speaks Welsh. Though I am never sure if he is friendly or hostile...
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OwlHoot replied

23 December 2015, 15:31
Originally posted by VectraMan View Post

They'll have translator units surely:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTNUm-pIFmQ

Let's hope they don't meet anyone who works in the Scottish Power call centre.

Based on most of my calls, I'm not sure even advanced alien terchnology is up to translating a Glaswegian accent
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VectraMan replied

23 December 2015, 14:10
They'll have translator units surely:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTNUm-pIFmQ
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OwlHoot replied

23 December 2015, 13:53
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

I have been watching a lot of science based documentaries lately.

What are the chances of alien life speaking English ? higher than 90% it seems

Hostile aliens will have an English accent
Friendly aliens will have a US or Scottish accent

WHat about the ones with a German accent, and a monocle ?!
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EternalOptimist started a topic Extra Terrestrial life

23 December 2015, 13:43
Extra Terrestrial life

I have been watching a lot of science based documentaries lately.

What are the chances of alien life speaking English ? higher than 90% it seems

Hostile aliens will have an English accent
Friendly aliens will have a US or Scottish accent
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